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Monday, April 16, 2012

Yohanism Trois


"Yohanism:
Yohanism: Scene in Costco:
Yohan : mommy, buy me this please. ( American Girl toy)
Me: do you have money?
Yohan: no
Me: then put it back, we'll ask papa----
Yohan: mommy, I want hotdog
I refused to buy her one because we're on our way home, and it's dinner time.
Me: do you have money?
Yohan: we'll ask papa
Me: ok
On our way out, I thought she already forgot our conversation
Yohan: we'll ask papa for money, right? Tonight, right?
I was shocked, hehe. It's because I always say "tomorrow". This time, she wanted to make sure, we'll ask "tonight" :)
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Scene in Costco:
Yohan staring at a woman's purse.
Yohan : nice bag,
Woman: thank you, I like yours too. ( pertaining to her hello kitty mini purse)
Yohan: (still amazed with the woman's purse) like stowebewy) *strawberry*.
It's nice to know Yohan knows how to appreciate and make people happy in her little ways.
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Mommy, ant! There's ant! (screaming and pointing at our sofa) so I rescued her and squooshed the helpless ant.
Yohan: (with a sad face) ow, THE ANTS LOST A FAMILY...
Now, I feel guilty for squooshing that little thing.
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I was on the phone with a Target associate asking if they have a certain book in stock. Yohan hurriedly went to our bedroom and handed me a copy of Harry Potter's Deathly Hallows. Huwatt?
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My husband was on the phone with a Costco associate, when he told me they have the book. I screamed and told him "ow, please, let's go now!"
Jeff: are you serious?
Yohan: ARE YOU SERIOUS MOMMY?
I laughed so hard.
Then I said I really want to go, it's almost 6pm. I watched tv and slept almost the entire day but suddenly got the energy to go Costco. :) And then while Yohan was walking away going back to our bedroom. She said
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

Interesting day. Ow! Word of the day
Salamat. Yohan's version ---> Samayat. :)
Yohanism: Me: my tummy hurts
Yohan: your tummy is aching again?
Me: yes
Yohan : ow! You need to go potty again
Mommy!
Me: Hehee. *again hm*
Yohan: go! Get out of here mommy!
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Do you remember the pilot in little prince? He would always ask people what they see in his drawings. If they said a hat and not an elephant inside a boa constrictor he would go DOWN to their level and talk about engineering, science and other stuff. I had that moment with Yohan this morning. She was washing her hands and had soap suds, she looked at me and said "look a mountain mommy!" I remember little prince. So instead of correcting her and saying those were soap suds. I said "yes, a mountain!" :)

Good Friday. Yohan and I are eating chocolates. She set aside one piece for Jeff. She said " this is for mommy, this is for Yohan and this is is for papa" When Jeff came out of the bathroom and Yohan saw him, she looked at me and said " I need to HIDE the chocolit" Hehehe. What happened to sharing?"
I was so tired from work I accidentally slept in our living room. I was too lazy to get up and go to bed. My mouth was probably dry because I coughed in the middle of the night. I heard Yohan rushing to me. Yohan: mommy, are you ok? I couldn't answer right away, oblivious to the fact that my daughter got up from bed just to ask if I was ok because I was coughing. Yohan: mommy, are you o...k? Me: yes, yes, I'm ok. I'm sleepy. Yohan; shhhh, be QUIET. Huwatt?? HeheSee More"
So relieved. Yohan has cold and cough. Last night she was complaining and crying about earache. I was scared she might have had an infection. She's 3 and a half and first time for her to have an earache. I tried to call our insurance company to see which emergency room is in our network. They were closed because it was 9pm. So I decided to browse on line, while waiting I decided to call my insurance company's 24 hour nurse line. She gave me instructions on what to do. This morning I asked Yohan how was her ear. I laughed so hard, she said "it's gone!". Hehe. She meant it doesn't hurt anymore. I'm so happy :) going to the E.R."
Lirio gave Yohan shirts from Baguio and Cebu. I made sure Yohan knows they're from her. Tonight, Jeff wore a shirt I bought for him. Yohan knew it's new because she doesn't recognize it. Yohan: Papa, Ninang Lirio gave you this t-shirt also? Now, she assumes all our new shirts came from Ninang Lirio :)"
When we visited my father, Yohan went to the living room right away and was calling "lola, lola". When nobody answered and could not find one. Yohan: there's no lola? Me: sorry Yohan, only lolo..you have lolo and lola in your papa's house.. I kinda felt sad, she knew when there's a lolo, there should be a lola too."
There's an old man here who was coughing. Yohan: are you ok Lolo?"
Kids are really picking up words and mannerisms from their parents. I was tickling Yohan and she got tired so pretended she was sleepy. She took the comforter, closed her eyes and then pretended she was snoring. Hehe just like her father. Yohan: I'm sleepy mommy! ***- Snores*** :)"
kids don't lie I have a burn in my right cheek and chin. My chin was swollen and it hurts to open my mouth. Before this happened, Every time I'd ask Yohan if I'm pretty. She would say yes. Last night, given the situation and how I looked. I asked her. I was surprised how she managed to evade my eyes and changed the subject. Me: are you pretty? Yohan: yes (a quick answer ) Me: is mommy ...pretty? Yohan: (avoided my gaze, smiled, her whole body shifted from facing me to her whole back leaning against me,and then) mommy, i want to watch Fresh Beat. Today I asked her again. She pointed at my burns and said "what's that?" I was on the phone with chief Tere, I wanted her to hear what Yohan would say. It was a resounding "no" yes, kids don't lie.See More"
We were in goodwill buying books this afternoon. I was paying at the counter when I noticed the cashier didn't include Yohan's book. So I informed her. She said don't worry about it. Me: Yohan please say thank you the lady for your book. Yohan: thank you LADY! Hehehehe. ;) 5 days na Lang. I will see you Pilipinas kong mahal."
I asked Yohan to brush her teeth. She did, and then she said "mommy, I'm sorry for my stinky breath" :) good morning! Happy Valentine sa Pinas :)"
Yohan: (in a sad voice) my picture is broken. ( pertaining to her huge picture frame) Me: did you break it? Yohan: yes Me: did you break it? Or papa broke it? ... Yohan: papa broke it. Me: ow, I'm sorry Yohan. Yohan: mommy? Palo papa? Me: no Yohan we won't palo papa. We'll ask him to fix it.

"Yohan: knock knock joke mommy Me: knock knock Yohan: who's there? Me: Yohan Yohan: Yohan who?... Me: twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what YOHAN. This never gets old. I just thought of the first song that came to mind. I didn't teach her how to ask a knock knock joke. So whoever you are. Pls step forward. ;) and thank you.
Yohan: hmmmm bacon Me: it's ham Yohan: it's bacon Me: Yohan, it's ham Yohan: it's a BACON!!! Fine! Marunong pa sa akin itong batang Ito
In the bathroom Yohan : mommy, I'm done Me: did you p**p or did you pee? Yohan: pee... Me: come here (bedroom, so I can clean her with diaper wipes) Yohan: I can't! Where's the TAHBOW??!!! (tabo) Hehehehe
Yohan: what are you doing mommy? Me: Facebook Yohan: Facebook? Again? --------... I got home from the movies. Since Yohan had so much energy. I asked her to help me clean our living room before going to bed. Yohan: I'm so tired mommy. I can't walk Me: really???!!! (she's making up excuses now. At this age?) Yohan: mommy, carry me. Yes, I cleaned up the mess alone. Hehee.
You know the feeling when your baby sleeps and you have the sudden urge to kiss her? I do that all the time. This afternoon, I was so tired, I fell asleep after reading a book. I may have been half asleep because I felt Yohan's kisses on my lips
Now watching Dolphine Tale. Yohan: mommy where are they going? (the dolphins) Me: under the sea Yohan: under the sea? Sponge bob is under the sea."
I cut Yohan's bangs today. When I was done I gave her a small mirror so she can see the outcome. She said. Yohan: yay! We did it mommy! I'm really cute. Hehehehe. Have a great day
I sat on our heater's plug and it really hurt my bum. I screamed in pain, well I was exaggerating a little. That's why my daughter was so worried and rushed to my side. Yohan: whats happening?! you ok mommy? You ok? Me: no, my butt hurts. Yohan: "let me kiss it mommy"... And insisted on showing her where it hurts. Me: ahm, nope! I'm ok now! Thank you Yohan So many delightful things happen when I'm alone with Yohan. ;) I didn't think I was this interesting when I was three years old. Well, maybe I was. Can't wait to share it to my AMA when we get to the Philippines. I'm sure he'd be forced to tell me some fascinating tidbits about me.
Yohan: mommy it's wet, wet, ba-sa (pronounced it like basa in English "read". I'm just so happy because she used to say "bansa". Now it's right, we just have to work on her pronunciation. It was a cute moment
ooops! Stinky! Scuse me, I foyt.... Hehehehe"
Whenever she asks me something and I'm driving. I would say "Yohan, I'm driving I can't get it for you. It's dangerous. So today, her lips were dry. She said. Yohan: mommy, my lips are driving. Ano daw? Ayayay!"
Yohan trying to hang her dress in our hamper. First attempt, the dress fell. Second attempt, it fell again. Yohan : uh ow! Not again
Me: Yohan, can you please get my bag? Yohan: (handing my bag) it's so heavy mommy Me: thank you Yohan for bringing my purse Yohan: it's not a purse, it's a bag
Yohan: I'm so hungry mommy. Me: go, eat your cereals Yohan was all smiles when she "tried" to correct me Yohan: It's not cereals mommy, it's fruit loops! Good morning everyone. 2012 is fast approaching, I only wish all the best for us. We have patients that are really sick, and I admire their enthusiasm. Most of them couldn't wait for the new year and start a new and better life and hopefully their health so much better than this year. Have a good one!"
while eating dinner. I gave the serving fork so she can use it. Yohan: Mommy, it's not clean. ( then gave it back to me ) Mapiling bata. ... While singing ABC's and twinkle twinkle. Kuya Jerry, while he strums his guitar. Kuya Jerry: C'mon Yohan sing. Yohan: But where's the microphone? ;) Hehehe Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
"I read Goldilocks and the three bears to Yohan the other night. After reading, I showed her the drawings and asked her it's her turn to tell mommy a story. When we were at the drawing where the three bears were climbing up the stairs to go in their bedroom she explained. "the bears "upping" the stairs". I laughed so hard. It was really fun, when she saw the drawing with a broken chair, she exclaimed. "ow no! Baby bear's chair is broken! Goldilocks' ouwie". Hey, she tried to tell me what's going on, that's good enough for me. ;) hmm. Now I want some "powidge", hehehe. Good morning everyone
May ginagawa sa next door apartment namin. Kaya dinig na dinig ang kalampag, parang may kumakatok. Katabi ko si Yohan, tulog, pero sumagot, Sabi "coming". Hehe. Bubuksan pinto?"
Yohan described her container for baby wipes as nice and wonderful. This afternoon I asked if she could give me a kiss. I don't really feel well today. She was about to kiss me when she stopped. She found her chewed chicken near me and said "yuck". I asked her to throw it in the trash can. She said. "it's really " disgusting". And refused to touch it Where in the world did she learn that word?"
The drummer's name in Nick's Fresh Beat Band is Marina. I used Siri this afternoon to call my husband, to make sure Siri would connect me to the right location I added "Marina" the city where we live. Yohan heard me and asked "you're calling Marina mommy?" hehehe. I wish it's that easy
Scene at the Marina lake today: Yohan: (while appreciating the flock of ducks near the lake) "Ducks are hungry". Jeffrey: "Do you like ducks?" Yohan: "Ducks are YUMMY!"....... Owwwwkayyyy... Hehehehe
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