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Friday, January 4, 2013

Yohanism: August 6, 2012 to January 3, 2013

Yohanism:

Remember the Christmas song of Spongebob?

I put Yohan on time out. I was feeding her dinner. When she's almost done she stood up and played with baby powder. I told her to stop. At pag tumayo ako at Hindi pa sya natigil, ita time out ko sya.

She didn't stop. I put her on time out.

She was in a corner..

Yohan: singing (insert Spongebob's Christmas song here)

Aba!"
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Yohanism:

Ate Myra: ba! Bakit ganyan ang computer?

Naka tagilid ang laptop.. Alam nyo yung parang libro na pinatayo? Ganon..

So inayos ko.

Me: Yohan! Masisira ang laptop

Yohan: mommy! It's upside down!

When I looked at the video. She was watching YouTube. Naka tagilid pala ang pag upload. Kaya tinagilid Nya... Para nga naman Hindi sya mahirapan. Yong laptop na ang itinagilid Nya. :)"
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Yohanism:

Yesterday:

While inside the car, on a red light.

Yohan: mommy! Look,
a KA-MET!

I looked at her with my confused eyes.

Then, I looked up and saw a jet leaving contrails in the blue skies.

:)

Happy New Year To All!"

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I'd like to share a message I sent my husband earlier..

"Grabe, na sad ako..

Kanina, sa bed. Nagsalita si Yohan na naiiyak. Sabi Nya " I want to go home to my papa"

I kissed her right away and said " papa will be here on Monday, you don't like me na?"

"I like you, and papa, TOGETHER" tapos napa iyak sya..

Grabe, emotional sa akin yung pangyayari.. Paano Nya yon naisip? Na wala ka dito this week :( ""

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"Yohanism: Karate in noodles...

Today I cooked spaghetti and I remembered a comment Yohan made the other night when I was feeding her lucky me instant noodles. ( it was almost midnight when she got hungry again, and the quickest meal I could make was instant noodles with rice;)

I was cutting the noodles with Yohan's fork ( forgive me, mommy.. When my mother saw me did this when I was younger, when she made spaghetti, she reprimanded me and said "you're breaking the chef's heart" yes, verbatim. it was in Kuya Ruben's house..)

it's easier to feed Yohan that way... The noodles in lucky me and the normal spaghetti pasta are so much different. (Hehe, in my defense)

Yohan: mommy? Are you doing KARATE??

Then, it dawned on me.. It was because I was like chopping the noodles. Karate chop? ;)"

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Yohanism:

I gave Yohan Flintstone's chewable vitamins.

Yohan: Mommy, I want the angry birds vitamins.

Me: Yohan, hindi vitamins yon, candies yon

Yohan: WHAT??!!! Are you kidding me???!!!

Hehe, napahagalpak Lang ako..."

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"Yohanism:

Yohan: that's an "Ele-phEnt" ( pertaining to the seal in the movie about penguins)

Masyado Lang Sleng na sleng.... :)

Yohan: see there are Peoples
Me: people Lang, without "s"

Yohan: Can you hear it? Who is it? ( she heard something, I didn't )
Me: I don't know...

Yohan: I think it's booboobabe

I laughed so hard...

Me: sinong booboobabe?

Yohan: yung booboobabe ni Kuya Jetjet

Btw, Jet calls his gf "booboobabe" ;)"
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"Yohanism: Children are observant

Yohan was watching a colleague of Jeff punch in for work. We have met the person before. At that time , she was not out in the closet yet

Yohan: (with her wrinkled forehead and pouty lips)
That's not a girl.... That's a boy!

I saw Nick left with a smile, but I felt bad and embarrassed. So, I approached her at her workstation, I touched her right hand, looked her in her eyes and apologized profusely. She was kind.

Btw, she is beautiful, pointed nose, high cheek bones, titian hair, blue eyes (real), red and green color finger nails. And although she is white she speaks Korean.

Although our children have shortcomings, we still love them nonetheless. I already talked to Yohan not to say/do it again.

Merry Christmas."
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Yohanism:

Yohan : mommy, can we go to Chuck E. Cheese?

Me: I don't know how to drive to Chuck E. Cheese.

Yohan: don't worry I will show you how. You go left , right , up, down.. Directions mommy, directions

Err.. Parang games lang? Hehehe"

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Yohanism:

Cutting Yohan's nails

Yohan: mommy , finger nails lang. Wag my fingers.

Nye! Hehehe

Yohan : be carefuL
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Yohanism:

The other day:
Yohan: mommy, where are my stuffS? (Pertaining to things in her backpack)

Me: Yohan, stuff lang..
Yohan: stuffS
Me: stuff nga lang, walang "s"

I thought this time she was already teasing me..
Yohan: stuffS

Today:
Yohan: mommy, can you take care of my STUFF?

Good girl!!!

:)"
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Yohanism:

I tried to read the brand name on Yohan's jelly gummy. (Thanks ate cristy)

Yohan: don't ever touch it. It's

AM-POW-TAHNT!

Me: Ano ba yan?
Yohan: it's jelly FA-BER..

Ahh???? Hehehe..

(Important, flavor )"
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"Yohanism:

Ate Myra was using her food processor, Yohan was watching SpongeBob

Yohan: Ina (y) mo

Me: Ano?!!

Yohan: I can't hear Spongebob

"Ingay mo, pala."

Hindi pa nga nape perfect ang enye. Hehehe..

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Yohanism:
I don't know if I'd be happy or not. I was singing jingle bells, ang sabi ni

Yohan: "Not that mommy, the spongebob song"

Ang song ni Spongebob Ay

----" don't be a JERK! It's Christmas"

Ayayay!!!"
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Yohanism: ang gulay, bow.

I was able to convince Yohan to eat veggies, again

First photo
Yohan: hey mommy! Check this out! I'm so strong!

Second photo,
Kinuha ang mga nahulog na gulay sa paper towel, pumalakpak to clean her hands. Me: what are you doing?

Yohan: nahulog kasi!

Sayang nga naman, hehe :)"
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Yohanism :

Yohan: papa! Pinge money sa toy---

Yohan: bahay kubo...
Musmos (labanos) mustasa
...sitaw, ..
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"Yohanism:
Earlier

Yohan: mommy, do a riben..

Ribbon...

Yohan: I'm fixing my batens.

Buttons...

Yohan: I want to watch phineas and fur...

You know that one! :)"
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Yohanism:

Me: giniginaw si Yohan?
Yohan: Hindi
Me: don't forget the "Po"
Then I heard her say
Yohan: oopsie daisie... PO!
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She was watching team umi zumi
Yohan: pirates.. PO

Hehe masunurin!
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Yohanism:
Sharing is caring

I was feeding yohan mixed vegetables. I had to entice her to eat them. Hard work! Suddenly she said

Yohan: sharing is caring!
Me: yes, see? I'm sharing my vegetables to you!
Yohan: let's share your iPad!

Hehehe.. Mautak na bata"
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Yohanism:

Yohan's favorite sweater is her gray gap hoodie, It's old and one size smaller, to top it all, since she's been wearing it the whole week, it's stinky. So it's in the hamper.

Me: you can't stay there if you're not wearing a jacket. Here (pink, girly one)
Yohan: no, I want THE ABC one!

Hehe..
The ones with letters, G-A-P... May letter A naman."
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Yohanism:

Yohan: I PUKET.,,
Me: what??!!
Yohan: I PUKET
Me: what PUKET? ?!!

Yohan: like this ( and she thumped the bedroom closet and then pointed at the door)
Me: pukpok? You pukpok it? ( puk-et?)
Yohan: yes

Hay... I don't know if that was even considered a conversation. Hang sakit Lang sa bangs."

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"Yohanism:

Nakalimutan na ata ni Yohan ang English.

Me: nakow!
Yohan: bakit nakow mommy?
Me: I have to clean this
Yohan : nasan IPIS?

Hehe, ang dinig Nya sa "clean this" Ay "ipis"

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Scene sa Costco ( parang S&R)
After tasting some samples.

Lady: it will be ready in 5 minutes
Me: 5 minutes pa daw, Yohan

Yohan looked like she was enjoying, plus gutom rin ata.

She looked around and pointed
Yohan: mommy, let's go to the other one

Hehe.. Marunong na rin si Yohan, we didn't buy anything. Pero, nabusog sa dami ng samples :)"
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"Yohanism:

Our neighbor was walking her poodle.
When Yohan was done petting it.
I picked Yohan up because she wanted to go with the dog.

Yohan: don't ipot
(to the poodle)
Don't ihi

Hehe, she meant don't poop and don't pee on the streets :)"
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"Yohanism:

I kissed Yohan goodnight and told her "I love you"

Yohan: mommy, what's I love you mean?
( what does it mean by I love you?, she meant what's the translation in Tagalog)

Me: mahal kita
Yohan: mommy?
Me: hmm?
Yohan: mommy, mahal kita

Awww.. It still feels different when it's said in the vernacular. Damang dama ba.. :)"
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"Yohanism:
Kagabi, Yohan said this in front of ate Myra. She said it again, I really thought it was hilarious.

Yohan: mommy, I'm putting pulbol..

With her accent you can only imagine, what I thought I heard.

Yon pala, polbo, as in powder ;)"
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"Yohanism:
Kuwento ni jeff habang kinukuha nila ang sasakyan sa airport kagabi.

Yohan: nasan na, the car?

Hehehe....:)"
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"Yohanism:

Sa bathroom nang matapos.

Yohan: tapos ka na!!!

Hehe..
She meant tapos na siya.. Pasado na rin :)
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"Yohanism:
Ang kinalaman ng basahan sa text message, bow.

I left Vacion's cp in the kitchen.. Tumunog.
NASA sala kami ni Yohan. I was reading an ebook

Me: Vacion, basaHIN mo na Lang yang text.

Si Yohan, karipas ng takbo. Maya maya may basaHAN na binibigay sa akin.

Yohan: mommy, basaHAN
Me: ( I was laughing hysterically) Yohan I said basaHIN, Hindi basaHAN.

Hehehehe :)"
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"Yohanism:

Yohan: mommy, is that ate Vacion's son?
Me: no
Yohan: where's my own son?"
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"Yohanism

Yohan made an origami and handed it to Vacion

Yohan: ate Vacion
Vacion: Ano Ito?
Yohan: SILBOT
Me: Ano raw?
Yohan: SILBOT

I looked at the paper, it looked like a sailboat :)

Hehehehe... Ang accent. Alam na!"

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Yohanism:

My sweet Yohan

Last night, I saw my bottled water near our bed. I knew I put it on top of the table in the sala.

Me; did you put this here?
Yohan: opo

I've been coughing for almost a week now, so I keep water beside me at night. She must have noticed. I'm glad she had the initiative. Sweet :)

I kissed her and said good night.
Yohan: (she laughed) you're so sweet mommy.
Me: you're sweet Yohan, thanks for my water.

:)
--- at Jeffrey's house, she would always give her Lola's tungkod whenever she forgets to carry it.
--- here at home, she always carries AMA's crutch whenever he leaves it. May consuelo de bobo raw, whatever that means :)"
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"Yohanism:

Me: did you fart?!
Yohan: (seryoso) OPO

Honest Lang talaga, hehe...I was used to a denial. Pero children, hehe,they would answer truthfully.
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Yohanism:

Me: if you're not going to color that apple, go to bed na..

Yohan: patawad Po..

Coming from a child who doesn't like saying "sorry".
Happy mommy :)"
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Yohanism:

May therapist sa Bahay,

Yohan: what's your name?
Therapist: Aisa

Yohan: Aisa, dalawa, tatlo

Hehehe. Tawa kami ni Aisa :)"
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Yohanism:

Eksena sa jeep
Yohan: mommy, please open it ( pertaining to the things her Lola and Lolo gave her
Me: kapit! ( sa jeep, I wasn't holding her hand, dahil may pinabubuksan nga Nya)

Yohan: I am kapit-ING!!!

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Me: Yohan, takpan mo nga yang tuhod mo, puro gasgas na. Papagalitan Ako ng papa mo
Yohan: two? ( habang iminumustra ang dalawang daliri, nakatingin sa akin) hood.
( itinuro ang isang tuhod) one hood.. ( habang naka mustra ang hintuturo.

I swear, this wasn't a joke. Hehe. Ang lakas ng tawa ko sa jeep.
:)"
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"Blooper sa jeep

Eksena sa jeep;

Jonah: (in my thick Filipino accent) manong, sa Leeveeng lamp a. ( Living Lamp)

Si manong driver sa
leebeengan (LIBINGAN) Ako inihinto!

Jonah: manong, living lamp naman, hindi libingan

Jonah; PARA!!!!

Napaka iskandalosa ng para ko sa jeep, pero Di Ako galit Kay manong. Nabigla Lang Ako at inilampas Ako, at yan ay pagkatapos kong ipaalala na sa living lamp Ako ibaba. Hay..."
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"Yohanism:

I've been using Vacion's phone during our stay here in the Philippines. Her phone has a little purple pearl clipped to it. I must have lost it yesterday somewhere in Manila. Today, as usual, Yohan inspected my things.

Yohan: mommy, where's the stone? ( pertaining to that pearl like design)
Me: I don't know
Yohan: I don't want auntie Vacion to get mad at you
Me: are you going to fix it?
Yohan: I can't, hmmm.. Maybe, later.
Lets hide it, auntie Vacion, she's coming.

Hehehehe... Ayaw Ako mapahamak ng unica hija ko :) sweet.
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Yohanism:

Eksena sa jeep
Yohan: mommy, please open it ( pertaining to the things her Lola and Lolo gave her
Me: kapit! ( sa jeep, I wasn't holding her hand, dahil may pinabubuksan nga Nya)

Yohan: I am kapit-ING!!!

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Me: Yohan, takpan mo nga yang tuhod mo, puro gasgas na. Papagalitan Ako ng papa mo
Yohan: two? ( habang iminumustra ang dalawang daliri, nakatingin sa akin) hood.
( itinuro ang isang tuhod) one hood.. ( habang naka mustra ang hintuturo.

I swear, this wasn't a joke. Hehe. Ang lakas ng tawa ko sa jeep.
:)"
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Yohanism:

Odessa: Ate Jones, wag ka Muna pumasok ng bathroom
Me: bakit?
Odessa: may ipis

After a few hours
Yohan: mommy, I need to go potty
M: ok
She went to the bathroom and went back to me

Yohan: mommy, where's the ipis? Where's the baygon?

I realized, she was listening to my conversation with Odessa. :)"
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Yohanism :

Yohan was browsing her pictures in my iPad.

Yohan: Ay kalabaw!!
Me: where did you hear that?
Yohan: auntie aileen said, "Ay kalabaw!"

Now I know :)"
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Dating gawi

Yohanism :

Kuwento from ate Helen

Yohan: pingi tubig, kunti Lang

Hehe.

Vacion's influence.

The other day ang sabi "kanti Lang"Medyo slang. Now "kunti" na. Hehe"
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"Yohanism:

Andito Ako sa kubo, sumunod Si Yohan. Bago umakyat, tumigil at iniangat ang tsinelas, sabi Nya. May nakita.

Yohan: Ay, ipot!
Meron nga.
---
While in the kubo

Yohan: hey, what's that? Kabayong bundat?
Me: Sino nagturo Sayo nyan?
Yohan: Auntie Cristy and Auntie Aira.
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"Yohanism: buhay probinsya

Si Yohan, prenteng kumakain ng sky flakes sa loob ng Bahay. Bigla na Lang tumayo palakad sa labas.

Yohan: I need fresh air!"
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Yohanism: nangangatwiran na

While in the bathroom, cleaning Yohan's feet before going to bed.

Me: sabi ko syo mag tsinelas ka, ang hirap tuloy linisin nyang mga paa mo.

Yohan: but mommy, it's because....
the floor is dirty

Hmm, may point sya. Hindi nga naman dudumi kung malinis ang floor ;)"
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Yohanism: Sino nagtuturo into Kay Yohan?

Yohan : mommy, kabayong bundat.
Me: Ano?
Yohan: kabayong buntis"
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Yohanism:

Me: Pusa!
Vacion: ket
Yohan: Pusa! Ma-keti.

Hehehe ;)"
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Yohanism: Everyday, Tuesday

I was so ecstatic last Tuesday. I asked Yohan what day it was and she answered Tuesday. I was deliriously happy I hugged her and said " ow my! You're so good Yohan! She smiled proudly.
Today, I asked her again, her response ?

Yohan: Tuesday!

Nye! Hehe :)"
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Yohanism: Call Me Maybe, Yohan's version

Yohan: I miss you so SUPER DUPER bad

????
Yohan: it's crazy
THIS IS my number, call me maybe

;)"
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Yohanism:

Yohan woke up this morning and saw me tugging a thin blanket with a hole. She grabbed it and said
Yohan : mommy, may pusod
Ang pusod Kasi Ay may butas. Alala Nya basta may butas, pusod na :)

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Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya
Vacion: Jo, nagpabili si Yohan ng ice cream, wala Ako pera, sabi ko LITER na Lang
Me: ( kunot noo)
Ahh, LATER pala. ;)
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Yohanism:

We saw Yohan scouring through her art box.

Yohan : mommy, where's my PINAPINA book?

We had a hard time understanding her at first. Then it hit me, she was answering an acivity in her FILIPINO book the other day.

:)"
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Yohanism:

Me: what's the sound of a palaka?
Yohan: ribbit! Ribbit!
Me: no, in Tagalog
Yohan: pokak! Pokak!

Ayayay! ( kamot ulo)"
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"Yohanism:

The last thing Yohan heard from me when I dropped her off to school was
Me: get a star from your teacher a

When I picked her up, the minute she got out of the classroom, she showed me her hand and said
Yohan : I don't have a star :(

While walking out, she was looking for something

Yohan: nasan si Lolo? Nasan si ate Vacion? ( her grandparents were there to drop off Gatorade and Yakult earlier)
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Sa jeep
I saw Yohan pointing at something and said
Yohan : bawal! Bawal!

I looked and saw a woman sipping her soda with a straw in a plastic. ;)
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Yesterday:
Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya

I asked Vacion to buy some things at the grocery and market. I was reading a book when I saw her rushing back home. Naka kunot ang noo ko sa kanya. May nakalimutan siguro.

She grabbed the cologne I gave her and sprayed it all over her body.
I was just grinning the whole time,I could not hide my teeth. Then I burst out laughing when she said

Vacion: kulang pa!

Then sprayed the cologne all over her body again.

Hehehe..."
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"Yohanism:

Purong Tagalog :

Yohan : Nasan si Ninang Lirio?

Tanong ni Yohan this morning. :)

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Yesterday, I put her on time out. Narinig ko na Lang

Yohan: mommy, mainit!

She was complaining on where I put her.
------
I was eating crackers, pinatong ko ang natira sa Mesa

Yohan: wala na?
Me: Meron pa Po
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Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya

Vacion was telling Lirio and I a story. I told her I wanted real honey. She mentioned the time I asked her to buy something for a friend in Ilog Maria.

Vacion: Jo, naalala mo yong pinabili mo Ako ng METROPOLIS?

I was starting to crack a smile.

I let her finished her kuwento, that's when I corrected her

She meant when I asked her to buy BEE PROPOLIS ;)

p.s. Vacion and I were in Alabang last month, hence, Metropolis :)"
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Yohanism :

Yohan: Mommy, I want to send a picture to JEFFREY, my papa.

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Ang anak kong marunong na lumusot sa sitwasyon.

Nahulog ang isang pirasong biscuit sa sahig. Sabi ko "madumi na yan"
Kinuha ko at pinatong sa Mesa para itapon. Kinuha Nya, so dalawa na ang hawak nyang biscuits. Balak isubo,so kinuha ko uli. Sabi Nya, " that's not dirty , this one is". e alam kong malinis ang tinuturo nya. Ang ginawa Nya, sinadya niyang ihulog ang isang biscuit just to prove her point na madumi na.
Yohan : see? I dropped it!

Hay..."
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"Yohanism:

I bought pacencia biscuits sa palengke kanina.
I gave them to Yohan. I asked for some
She won't give me any( May sakit kasi sya now)

Me: Yohan, did you buy that with your money? Because I bought it, I asked papa for money. He gave it to me.

Nilitanyahan Ako ng tanong rin.

Yohan: Did you go back home to see papa?
And get the money? To his pocket? ( wrong grammar, pero that's what she said)

Natawa na Lang Ako.
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Earlier
Me:do you still have singaw?
Yohan: wala na
---
Me: you want Gatorade?
Yohan : mimiya na ( mamaya)"
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Yohanism:
At 8 in the morning, Yohan saw Ate Letty running

Ate Letty: good morning, Yohan!
I coached Yohan to say magandang umaga
Yohan: magandang umaga,are you running? (High pitched)
At Letty: Ano raw?
Me: are you running daw?
Ate Letty: Ano?
Yohan: at you running, DAW?!!!
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The other day I told Yohan "don't make kalat"
Yohan: mama, what's KEYAT?
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Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya
Vacion was so engrossed in telling me a story last night. She asked me if I remembered the earthquake that happened a few years back
Vacion: ENTINSITY 7 yon

Kaya siguro di ko naalala ;)
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Adventures of Vacion, the English speaking yaya

Me: may movie pala si Regine?
Vacion: Meron, THIS COMING SEPTEMBER 26
Me: (nakikinig Lang)
Vacion: I THINK si aga ang kasama.

Verbatim yan :)

Ikocorrect ko ang sinabi ni yohan. Dahil narinig ko with my own two ears. Kuwento Lang kasi ni Vacion yung sinulat ko

Yohan: nasan SI nanay kow?"
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Yohanisms and Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya

These events happened TODAY.
I know, crazy day!

Yohan: Where is JUNah? She's hiding from me ( I was at our neighbor's,
Giving his suweldo)
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Yohan: ants! Ants! Palo the ants!
Me: asan?
Yohan: Dito,dito
Me: (pinalo ang ants)
Yohan: youre very good in palo-ING the ants

Hmm. PunasING, paloING.same category? ;)
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Vacion : ( sa jeep) ipod ka doon, mapuwing ka
Yohan : HINDI

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Yohan: Can we call auntie cristy to clean our kubo. It's dirty! ( bossy!)
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In the bathroom, when she was done peeing. Normally she would say "I'm done". Today she said
Yohan: Tapos na!
Improving na Tagalog :)
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We noticed Yohan humming a song
Me: lagi sya kumakanta
Vacion: Mahilig sya mag HOOM -------winner! :)

Hehehe...
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Yohan was looking for me when she got home. I went to Enos' school to pick up his report card and attended a meeting.

Yohan: ( the minute she entered the house)
Nasan nanay KOW?"
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"Yohanism:

AMA just finished washing his hands. He was drying his hands with a cloth. We use that cloth in the kitchen to dry our hands when we're done washing the dishes or our hands. So when Yohan's done washing her hands at night before going to bed. We tell her -->

Me: o, punas na, punas

Yohan saw AMA doing the same thing today

Yohan : look! (pointing to AMA) he's punasING

Hehehehe

Yan ang taglish ;)"
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Natuwa Lang Ako Kay Yohan kanina.

Proud moment:

Sinundo ko si Yohan sa school kanina.
Nakita Nya naglalakad classmate Nya. When I talked to Vacion , may bestfriend na nga raw si Yohan. Mumay ang name.

Bigla Nya sinabi
Yohan : mommy, this is my friend, Mumay

(talking to Mumay, )this is my mommy

Parang proud na proud sya Kay Mumay at sa akin. Saka, parang grown up na sya mag introduce. Kaka four Lang Nya last Saturday :)"
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"Yohan was drinking milk from a tetra pack.

I had the urge to hug her, i kissed her and suddenly I blurted out

Me: I miss hugging papa, I miss kissing papa (while my arms are around her body)

Yohan: I miss playing with papa, I miss jumping with papa. Let's go to dinner in papa's house

Me: don't worry, we'll see him very soon."
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Yohanism:

Yohan found my book outside my kulambo( mosquito net)

Yohan : mama, your book, TULOG (asleep)
Me: naHULOG (it fell)
Yohan: no, it fell, TULOG

Ayayay!
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Yesterday

Yohan: tubig!
Vacion: eto

Vacion: what's the color of manok?
Yohan: red
Vacion: dali o, here na....
O, done na

Yohan: tika, tika ( teka)"
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Yohanism :

Karen left her baby with Vacion, so she can pick up her kid in school

Me: Yohan, cover your mouth when you cough ok? There's a baby

Napansin na Lang namin ni Vacion, naka cover ang dalawang kamay Nya sa bibig Nya.

Me:Yohan anak, later, when you cough.

Yohan: there's a baby ( sabay turo)

Me: when you cough nga Lang.

Then she gave crackers to oxo.

;)
Masunurin Lang ang peg nya. Sana ganon rin sa pag inom ng gamot."
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"Adventures of Yohan and Vacion, the super yaya:

Vacion :( calling Yohan from the kitchen) Yohan! Anong ginagawa mo?!

Yohan: WALA! ( Yohan, in the living room, nagtatasa na naman ng lapis)
Me: wala, po
Yohan : wala po!

Vacion : very good ang alaga ko, marunong na magtagalog,

:)"
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Yohanism:
During breakfast
Yohan: mommy, look, my feet. I'm stomping.
Me: (I didn't hear her well ) stop thumping.
Yohan: no, I'm STOMPING!
Me:'ok, stop STOMPING.

Kaloka,Ako na kinokorek.
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Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya :)
During breakfast

Yayanism:
Vacion : Yohan, eat your CHES na o

She meant cheese.
Me: cheese
Vacion: ay (sabay tumpik sa noo) iba pala ang ches sa cheese."
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"Yohanism:

Looking for her pencil this morning.

Yohan: nakaw! Nakaw! Ayayay!

Here In Cavite "nakaw" is like slang for "naku, naku po, nakow"

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When brushing her teeth this morning
Vacion: Ako na, Ako na. ( will put toothpaste in her toothbrush)
Yohan: Ako! Ako!"
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"Yohanism:

Me: Yohan, stop playing outside. You're so dark now

Yohan: ow,I want to be bright (fair)

Me: well, don't play when the sun is out.

Yohan: hmm, wait

She turned on the light in the living room. ( it's 6:30 am)

Yohan: see? Now, I'm bright

Ngek, :)"
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"Yohanism:

Vacion : ow no! Where's my cellphone? I forgot my cellphone

Opo, Inglesera na po sya ;)

Yohan: (same expression as Vacion )
Ow no! Where's my iPad? I forgot my iPad.

:)
----on our way home, Yohan's pineapple juice spilled. I just saw Yohan wiping my left hand with her uniform. Aww. So sweet. And then when the tricycle made an annoying loud sound she said
Yohan : hold tight mama!"
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Yohanism:
Yohan: mama, where are you going?

I didn't answer

Yohan: to the market? Buy me a banana

The way she said it was so cute :) buy.. Me.. A.. Banana. Mabagal. So sweet"
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"Language barrier: lalo na pag may pagka isleng

Sabi ni Yohan ng nasa sasakyan sila ni kuya Ramon " i wanna pee! I wanna pee,
Akala ni Vacion " I want a pen"
Nagkanda gagalit na si Yohan dahil Hindi sya naiintindihan.
Pag uwi, naintindihan ni Vacion na "pee" pala yon dahil di na napigilan ni Yohan, naihi na sya bago pa makatakbo sa bahay. Sanay kasi ng weewee ang mga tao dito, instead of the word pee.
Uminom kasi ng isang lata ng pineapple juice si Yohan before going to school. Ang drink na pinabaon ko sa kanya ay pineapple juice uli. Favorite Nya,kaya naubos Nya. Ayan, tuloy."
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Yohanism:
Me: stop biting your nails!

Yohan: but mommy, I'm biting my booger.

Ano raw?
Tsktsk
;)"
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"Yohanism:
Me: what do you want for your birthday?
Yohan : bat-ta
I had a hard time understanding, I finally said " bath tub? Because she said the word sponge bob bat-ta, she nodded

Yon pala naligo sya the other day at ang "bath tub" nya ay
------>BATYA. That's what she wants for her birthday

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Yohanism:
I drew Yohan a dog.actually,it was just the head of the dog.
Me: here, I'm done
Yohan : mommy, don't forget his body!

Hehe I can only draw a dog's face.
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Who has smartbro? Alam nyo yung parang tower na iniinstall sa bubong? Today, Yohan said

Yohan: mommy look! A toothbrush!

Pimagmasdan ko, mukha nga syang toothbrush. :)"
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Yohanism:
My ama was getting water from the water dispenser
Yohan: lolo AMA, don't ever spill the water
May natapon kasi
Me: AMA,narinig mo po sabi Nya? Wag daw kayo magkalat ng TUBIG

Yohan: yes,not TOO BIG, JUST SMALL"
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Yohanism:

I was helping ama apply cream for his eczema
Me:AMA, lagay na natin ngayon na ( it was 3am). We just came from the airport.
Yohan: mama, you have to be patient
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Morning
Me: good morning
Youhan: where is your father?
Me: my father is sleeping"
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"Yohanism:
Yohan caught Jeff eating her bacon.

Yohan: papa! Stop eating my ONLY food!

Jeff: napagalitan pa tuloy ako."
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Yohanism:

Yohan: mommy, I'm hungry.
Me: do you want to eat my chicken soup?
Yohan: nope, I want coco puffs, no milk, no spoon.

Wow! She really knows what she wants. I can't wait to hear what she'd say when she's old enough to order at a restaurant.
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"Yohanism:
Me: are you feeling better?
Yohan: I'm much better mommy. See?
Can we eat some chocolates now?

Huwatt?! Ayayay! Di nakalimutan ang promise ko sa kanya."
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Yohanism:
Yohan after eating ice cream.

Yohan : hon, give me the remote.
Me: (I laughed because that's what I call my husband, she saw me laughed, and then she said)
Yohan: honey, give me the remote.
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Hehehe. It's funny to me because that's how I talk to Jeff when I need the remote. Nalimutan ko mag please. Sa lahat naman ng gagayahin o."
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Yohanism:
While browsing through pictures in my phone's camera. Yohan saw her passport photo.

Yohan: ow! You took a picture of my license.
Me: hehe. Yohan this is not your license. This is a picture of your passport.
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Toinks. It's just cute. I lost my driver's license and when I told her we had to have it replaced, I now know, she knew what (license) I was talking about. The one with her mommy's picture on it, because she mistook her passport photo as her license :)"
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"Yohanism:
I forgot to post this because I got so busy.
While walking going to UPS. Yohan kept on clapping and saying
Yohan: tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Me: what are you doing?
She did not look at me, her attention was focused up in the sky. I looked up and saw a flock.

Yohan: tweet! Calling the birds. Tweet! (clap,clap)
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Ikaw na ! Nagkakaintindihan kayo ng birds anak. :)"
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"Yohanism:
I told Yohan we're going to the DMV.
While at the DMV
Yohan: mommy can we go to embee now?
Me: we're here now. DMV, not MV Yohan.
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In the car
Yohan: mommy can we go to embee now, my friend?

She meant embong her friend. All the while when I told her DMV, she thought we're going to see Emby her friend. Now she's whining.
Yohan : I want Embong! I want to see Embong. ---"
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