Yohanism: January 4, 2013 to February 28, 2013

Yohanism: January 4, 2013 to  February 28, 2013

Yohanism:

Me: hon, ano may nakita ka ba dyan?

Si Yohan, hinampas Ako sa braso..

Yohan: don't ever say it!

Me: what did I say???

Yohan: DAMN, don't ever say it.

Me: I didn't say it. I said "DYAN" I'm sorry if you heard it wrong.

;)"

Yohanism: Accent... sleng na sleng lang

Jeff was massaging my thighs and legs.

Yohan gave him a gentle tap on his head and said

Yohan: goodbye papa. Goodbye.

Jeff: why? Where are you going?

Me ( the interpreter) : GOOD BOY raw, for massaging me.

;)"

"Yohanism:

Yohan and I were playing, she put a hat in my right foot and wanted me to raise it.

Yohan: Mommy, Two FOOTS Lang

Me: Yohan, one foot, two feet

Yohan: one foot, two FEETS!

Ayayay!hehehe;)"
Yohanism:

Today's Yohanism is brought to you by Jeff and is TMI..

I was having my pap test done..

Yohan: I don't want to look!

Papa, maybe there is ANOTHER YOHAN inside...

Hehehe.. I laughed so hard when Jeff told me this.. She did not say "baby" but "another Yohan". So cute :)"

"Yohanism: How do you say eagle???

So, I passed Yohan's school application for 2013-2014.. While inside the office

Yohan: mom look! It's an EE-GOL

She also said she's going to see Teacher Joanne and Ella..

Teacher Joanne was Yohan's teacher in the Philippines and Ella was her bestfriend in school Living Lamp"

"Yohanism: yesterday

Me: you can eat that candy, when you've eaten cereals

Yohan: I want to eat SOMEONE else

Err.. Kids, be careful. Hehehehe....

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I was looking at Ms Rue's post and realized she had an iPad with keyboard. So I blurted out

Me: ow my God! There's an iPad keyboard?!

Yohan: I don't know.

Hehe, I wasn't even talking to her.. We have those "blurt out loud" moments."

Yohanism: Edward blankie and little BLACK riding hood

The color of the blankie was black..
Yohan was playing with the Edward blankie..

Yohan: mommy, I'm little red riding hood.

I mean GRANDMA, I'm little BLACK riding hood. And that's ( pointed at the fruit basket) my basket!

Yup, she called me grandma. Hehehe

Interesting day

"‎1.30.2013
Yohanism:

Yohan: let's have a tea Payty ( party), for my friends.
Me: well, first, you should have tea pots, cups and saucers, a table and chairs.

Yohan: and geyto-rations!
Just like in team umi zumi

Geyto-rations = decorations

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1.31.13--- UBOS/TAPOS

Yohanism:
Yohan: I'm going to grow up( then giggles)
(She watched something in YouTube, it sounded like an ad for Microsoft, one of those componies)
Me: can I see it too?
Yohan: UBOS na
Me: you mean tapos na
Yohan: ow yeah, tapos na Po"

"Yohanism: barok

Yohan: ako, break Ito... (Sabay turo sa hating vase)

Sabi Nya ng pinapaamin namin sya Kung nasira Nya yung vase.

---
Barok again ;)

Me: Yohan! Magwalis ka na Lang! Wag mo ako galitin.
Yohan: but I am walis-ING!"

Yohanism:

I touched the screen of our laptop, I was trying to help Yohan find her games

Yohan: don't ever touch it mommy. It's not an iPhone!

----
Yohan: can I play games in your iPad?
Me: no, I'm reading. Mommy likes to read. Say, mommy is a bookworm.

Yohan: you're a WORM!

Errr.. Ok...

Yohanism:
Inside Jeff's car
Me: may suklay ka dito?
Jeff: sa tingin mo, nagsusuklay ako?
Yohan: papa, you don't have hair.

Hmmm. May point sila :)"

"Yohanism: Si mommy na ang ita time out, Si mommy pa ang papaluin..what the???

Yohan: subungbong kitah sa papa kho.
Me: e di sumbong mo.
Yohan: Ikaw! Papa, He's going to be mad at you! He's going to palo you!
Me: bakit?
Yohan: sa head ko, you hurt me
Me: bakit? Sinasadya ko ba mauntog ka?

Tahimik sya..
Yohan: I'm cold. (Then nagtalukbong ng blanket)

Yohan: you're going to be outside. Time out ka.
Me: bakit?
Yohan: you hurt me,my head,sa wall
Me: Hindi ko sinasadya nauntog ka. He will not palo me.
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Earlier...
Yohanism: using her comb/mirror ( gift from Emby)

Yohan: hello? It's me, Yohan.
Me: who are you talking to?
Yohan: it's a boy. Hello? Oops I forgot something
(She pretended she was pressing some buttons)

Yohan: hello, it's me again. My mommy is kidding. She said she will take care of me. Ow yeah? That doesn't sound right. Call me later."

"Yohanism:

Me: Yohan, ang kamay mo malagkit na

She was eating strawberry pancake, may syrup sya sa kamay

Yohan: it's ok mommy. I will put it in my mouth. (Sabay Subo ng mga daliri sa bibig, hm.. Tanggal nga naman ang lagkit)"

"Yohanism:

I gave Yohan cheddar cheese this morning. After about an hour....

Yohan: mommy, I want cheese
Me: I already gave you one, Yohan

Yohan: no, cheese, for the MOUSE

Me: wag mo ako utuin, walang mouse dito."

"Yohanism: Love

Me: galit ka sa akin?
Jeff: no, I'm trying to fix this
Me:I think papa is mad at me, because I broke his computer.. I was just trying to turn it off.

I did not expect what Yohan said next
Yohan: it's me.. I broke it. (Looking at Jeff)
Me: what are you saying? You didn't do anything
Yohan: I did. I pressed "anything", buttons,,
Me: Yohan, you're sweet. I know you didn't. Stop saying it. I broke it.

I think, Yohan didn't like the idea of her papa getting mad at me. ( he wasn't though).. So she admitted to something she didn't do, to spare me his papa's "anger"..
It's love..."

Yohanism: March 28, 2012 July 2012

"Yohanism :
While Jeff is preparing Yohan's milk, getting her ready for bed

Yohan: I will sleep in mommy's bed. YOU SLEEP IN THE COUCH.

I didn't hear this. Jeff just told me. Hehe. I thought it's funny.
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Tomorrow we are going to the Philippine Consulate for Yohan. I hope we won't have to wait long. I took care of some papers today to help us tomorrow. Good night everyone ;)"
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Some Yohanisms before I go to bed :)

Yohanism :
After watching Dark Knight Rises, Jeff carried Yohan so we can go to our car quickly. I was browsing to the messages in my phone while walking so I was a little slow. Yohan yelled and said
Yohan : hurry up mommy! RAPIDO!

Hehehe. Huwatt ?? Ow well.
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Yohanism:
Every time I call Jeff at work , of course I ask for his name. Yohan wanted to talk to her papa. She grabbed our home phone and handed it to me.
Yohan : mommy, please call Jeffrey.

????Toinks
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Yohanism :
While watching Dark Knight Rises, Yohan said " I love you mommy" although we were in the crying room. I still wanted her to be quiet because there were other people. It was a proud mommy moment, and then she said
Yohan: happy fathers day MOMMY
Happy mothers day PAPA.

Errr ok.
Have a good day everyone."
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Yohanism :

I was telling Yohan how we shouldn't play in the puddles. They make our feet dirty. She said

Yohan : ow, don't worry mommy! I will have my rain boots on and make a splash in the puddles.

I don't want to sound like a racist. But you know how those African American talk? With a different twang? Like you're talking to queen latifah? Ow my! That was Yohan's accent when she was trying to explain to me how she can still play in the puddles. ;)"
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Yohanism:

Teeth
Yohan: I have nice teeth, right? I brushed it the whole morning. ( then smiled and showed me her pearly whites)

Firetruck, it's 4th of July here :)
Yohan: look mommy, firefighters! They're my friends right?

Fog
Yohan: it's very Smoky today

Mango drink
Yohan: (to Harry, guy at the laundromat who lent his iPad to us)
You want to drink my mango juice?

Avatar
Me: what are you watching Yohan?
Yohan: sea creatures!

To Harry, the man who lent his iPad to us
Yohan: Hey man! Look at my picture.

Harry: you will not have a shortage of friends growing up, I'm telling you.
Yohan: Can we tell your friends?
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"Yohanism
What's your mommy's name?
Yohan: Junah
Me: what are you eating?
Yohan: happy MEL
Good afternoon :)"
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Yohanism :
Yohan is the sweetest. We were browsing some pictures and came across a picture that was sent to us by one of Jeff's cousins. At the time the baby was very ill and had nasal cannula to breathe. I heard Yohan saying.
Yohan: ow, poor baby! (pointing at the picture and said) don't worry baby, I will rescue you!

The baby is doing well now :)"
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Yohanism:
Fortune cookie
Yohan : mommy read it, just like kung fu panda!
Me: you should be able to undertake and COMPLETE anything
Yohan: ow, I don't want to EAT anything.
Me: hehehehehe. She cracks me up."
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Yohanism:
I heated our left over pizza for 45 seconds in the microwave. We were having breakfast and Yohan said
Yohan: hottt, hottt, hmmm, something is missing.hmm, ....aircon pizza. Can we have it please?
Me: hehe, there's no such thing. Hipan mo na Lang."
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Yohanism:
Yohan insisted on holding our box of pizza yesterday. While I was opening our door to get in the house. The receipt fell and she blurted.
Yohan: mommy the customer service fell.
I just thought it's cute she calls the receipt, customer service. She likes to play Spongebob's Diner Dash.
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We slept late last night. Yohan transferred to our bed in the morning. Around 9am I looked at my iPhone to check the time. I didn't realize she was staring at my face lovingly. I closed my eyes.
Yohan: hey mommy, what are you doing?
Me: sleeping
Yohan: looking at your phone or sleeping?
Me: I just checked the time.
:)"
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"Yohanism:
Yohan: Can we go to my kanseyt?
Then she started strumming her ukelele and started singing her rockstar song. Then hummed Blue Danube. At first I didn't understand what she meant by kanseyt. Concert pala. :)
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"Yohanism:
It must be how I constructed my sentence, it's funny to me either way.
I was showering Yohan with kisses when I said
Me: Yohan, you will kiss no one else, only mommy and daddy ok?
Yohan: but I want to kiss no one else.
Sa Hindi naka gets, ewan ko sa inyo. Hehe"
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"Yesterday napatunayan kong ayaw ako mapahiya ni Yohan. I asked her in front of everyone I was with yesterday, kung sino ang best friend Nya. I was anticipating "papa" to be her answer, since she's been consistently saying so. I was so surprised when she said "mommy!" ;) aww. I love you Yohan.
Ow in fairness, we called Jeff at work today and Yohan said she misses him at binati ng happy fathers' day. More like " do you miss me papa?" Pareho na rin yon. Hehe."
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Yohanism:
So for the first time in almost 10 months I drove our small car (ika ni Yohan) (Honda hatchback) again. I had to Dahil nagpa rehistro ako kanina. I forgot how much I love driving that car. Si Yohan Hindi napigilan ang damdamin. Dahil naka park sa labas ng bahay at di sa garahe, Medyo madumi ang windshield Nya.
Yohan: where's our big car? ( she got used to riding with me in the other one)
Me: papa used it for work.
Yohan: but I want the big car (yes, mapili na sya, siguro Dahil ang car seat Nya doon ay mas kumportable)
mommy, this car is dirty. we need a car wash.
Hehe. Napatawa ako."
--
Yohanism :
Yohan : singing -->
I'm gonna be a wakstay (rockstar) , just like a wakstay :)"
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Yohanism:
I just cooked sinigang na pork. So nag lambing ako and asked for coffee from Jeff. Prior to that Yohan wanted dede. She said
Yohan: mommy, I said dede in a bottle. Wait for your turn.
Hehe. Sya nga naman nauna mag request. :)"
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"Yohanism and Supladong Jeff
Jeff was babbling, he knows how excited I am about seeing an Audi R8 on the road, he told me he saw one this afternoon in Seaside. Then Yohan said
"guys! what's the kamoso (commotion)"?
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Supladong Jeffrey Laureles Belen
Forgive me if I found this funny, sorry sa maooffend, sana wala, hehe
I was watching The next big thing in Nick.. Jeff just got home and said
"can you change the channel? ang panget panget naman ng babae na yan e!"
ayayay! I laughed so hard, hehehe..
I have a kareyzee family.."
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"Yohanism:

Yohan was playing with one of her toys and it was making so much noise. I asked her numerous times to stop. She did, eventually.

Then, she turned on our iPod (on speaker) I told her to turn it off. Like three times, on the fourth time I told her I will put her on time out if she would not. Finally she did.

Then she got a hold of our broom and tried to sweep our carpet (not the kitchen floor)

I just said "Yohan" very calmly. She ran so fast and said
"ow! I will put it back now!
Hehe. Yohan Lang sinabi ko, Alam na Nya ang kasunod. Sana nga ibalik sa kusina ang walis tambo e :) she read what's in my mind. :)"
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"Yohanism:
I heated pizza in the microwave. I came running to our living room, Yohan and I were watching Madacascar 2
Me: what did I miss? What happened???
Yohan: (excited to tell what happened? TIGER! BABY! STUCK! BOX!
Me: thank you.
She meant the cub was stuck inside the box. :)
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Yohanism:
Yohan: I love you papa. Thank you for being my best friend.
(then she hugged and kissed him)

I almost cried when Jeff told me this over the phone. She has never said those words to me. Hmmm. Maybe because I'm too strict?"
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Yohanism:
I'm so proud of Yohan. She really has good memory. A few weeks ago. Jeff forgot his wallet. He uttered it out loud while driving. Yohan heard, and so I told her
Me: when papa goes out, please remind him of his wallet ok?
Today, Jeff was on his way out when Yohan called his attention and said
"papa! Don't forget your wallet!"
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Today Jeff and I are planning to clean out bathroom, so we took everything out.
Yohan: mommy, I need to go
I was brushing my teeth, so I just nodded. She took off her diaper and said "where's the trash can?" so I pointed, it was near the kitchen. She went and threw it. She sat and said
Yohan: mommy can you stay away, please?
(she meant for me to go out of the bathroom for privacy because she needed to go)"

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Sunday:
I left a quarter of monterey jack cheese on the table for our spaghetti. I heard Jeff got home so I came out of the bedroom.
Yohan: guys, I'm sorry I ate your cheese mommy.
-----
While watching Hatfields and Mccoys.
Me: siguro kung nabuhay ako noon, namatay na ako sa childbirth. (seryoso, sad thought)
Jeff: siguro ang payat ko
Me:???
Jeff: ang konti ng pagkain e

Ayayay!"
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"Yohanism:
Yohan: hello! Yohan speaking. Hello? Hello? Alvin? You're not Alvin? I'm sorry.

Hehe, all those, without anyone on the other end. And yes with a toy phone. :)"

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"Yohanism:
Awww Yohan is so sweet.
I was reading a book and Yohan asked if I was happy. I said " no, I will only be happy if you brush your teeth" a few minutes later she called and showed me her tummy in a funny way. I started laughing. She said " see I can make you happy"
Just sweet :)"
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"Yohanism:
Scene at Walmart.
Jeff placed Yohan inside the shopping cart for a quick trip, we only needed soy sauce for our adobo and tomato sauce for spaghetti. While in the cart, Yohan was screaming.
Yohan: FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
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"Yohanism:
Yohan: sa, sa, ( for the letter s sound)
A, a
Ta, Ta, ( for t)
Me: s-a-t, sat
Yohan : SAP!
Anyare sa T? :)"
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"Yohanism:
Yohan: look why I found?!
Jeff: what did you find?
Yohan: a dibidi!
Hehe. Pinoy na Pinoy Lang ang Pronunciation. ;)"
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Yohanism:
I was teaching Yohan to write the letter "n". She was having a hard time with her right hand, so I grabbed her left and continued writing. When we were done. She said
Yohan: how about my toes mommy?
Sabay taas ng paa Nya malapit sa face ko.
Goodness! :)
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Yohanism:
Yohan opened one of my drawers. When she was trying to push it to close. She was having a hard time and blurted
Yohan: are you kidding?!"
---
Yohanism: I was trying to take a pic of Jessica Sanchez on tv.
Yohan: tv! Smile!
:)"
--
may 8, 2012
Tonight Yohan asked
Are you afraid of the dark mommy?"
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Yohanism:
Hehe you know your child is expanding her vocabulary if she uses words you don't use at HOME often.
Me: Yohan, where did you put our comb?
I can't find it.
Yohan: me either
I forgot about the comb when she replied that way.
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Me: Yohan can you get mommy's notebook
Yohan: I can't hear you mommy.
Me: Huwatt?
Hehe"
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Yohanism:
Yohan : I'm so hungry
Me: what do you want, toast or cereals?
Yohan: TOST
Hehehe, another one. We were talking about boats and she said BOTS. Hay, I just love her accent and pronunciation. So cute"
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Yohanism:
Yohan: I want to pop a pata!
Gusto raw Nya humampas sa piñata. :)
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Yohan wanted me to hold her hotdog. So I placed it on her carseat's cup holder. She said
Yohan: it's very dirty mommy.
Kaya pala naman pinapahawakan sa akin."
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Yohanism:
Yohan is really a good observant. While on the swing, she saw "something" flying. She said, she wanted a closer look at the "butterfly". When she got down the swing and heading closer to the "butterfly". It flew away, and then she said. "where did the dragonfly go mommy?"
It was indeed a dragonfly :)"
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"Yohanism:
Mommy, ant! There's ant! (screaming and pointing at our sofa) so I rescued her and squooshed the helpless ant.
Yohan: (with a sad face) ow, THE ANTS LOST A FAMILY...
Now, I feel guilty for squooshing that little thing.
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I was on the phone with a Target associate asking if they have a certain book in stock. Yohan hurriedly went to our bedroom and handed me a copy of Harry Potter's Deathly Hallows. Huwatt?
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My husband was on the phone with a Costco associate, when he told me they have the book. I screamed and told him "ow, please, let's go now!"
Jeff: are you serious?
Yohan: ARE YOU SERIOUS MOMMY?
I laughed so hard.
Then I said I really want to go, it's almost 6pm. I watched tv and slept almost the entire day but suddenly got the energy to go Costco. :) And then while Yohan was walking away going back to our bedroom. She said
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

Interesting day. Ow! Word of the day
Salamat. Yohan's version ---> Samayat. :)"
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"Yohanism:
At El Rancho grocery:
I was picking potatoes and one piece fell onto the floor.Before I even utter a single word. Yohan blurted
Yohan: Ay! nahulog!
;)
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While putting her car seat latch belt.
Me: Yohan, ayos upo please.
Yohan: it's already ayos upo mommy.
Hehe. Wrong grammar pero
We understood each other :)"
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"Yohanism:
Not for people who are just about to have their meals.

I ate banana and toast for breakfast. I must have eaten really fast because my tummy ached. You know that sudden pang of pain when you ate dry food? So, I touched my tummy and cringed in pain. Yohan was looking at me, normally she would say "are you ok mommy?" well she said

Yohan: Go poop mommy!

Hehehe"
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Yohanism:

Every time I would make Yohan agree with what I say, I would urge her to say "yes mommy or opo mommy".
Example : Yohan, no spilling ok? Don't make a mess. Say "yes mommy"
Today, we went to the park.
Me: did you have fun at the park?
Yohan: yes, let's do that again mommy! Say "YES YOHAN!"
Me: yes Yohan :)

Huwatt! Hehehe
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Yohanism:
Good Friday.
Yohan and I are eating chocolates. She set aside one piece for Jeff. She said " this is for mommy, this is for Yohan and this is is for papa"
When Jeff came out of the bathroom and Yohan saw him, she looked at me and said
" I need to HIDE the chocolit"
Hehehe. What happened to sharing?"
--
"I'm glad Yohan is learning how to share. We were eating chocolates this afternoon. There were 2 pieces left, she said "we need to give this to papa" <--- verbatim."
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Yohanism:
I was so tired from work I accidentally slept in our living room. I was too lazy to get up and go to bed. My mouth was probably dry because I coughed in the middle of the night. I heard Yohan rushing to me.
Yohan: mommy, are you ok?
I couldn't answer right away, oblivious to the fact that my daughter got up from bed just to ask if I was ok because I was coughing.
Yohan: mommy, are you ok?
Me: yes, yes, I'm ok. I'm sleepy.
Yohan; shhhh, be QUIET.

Huwatt?? Hehe"
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Yohanism:
Me: where are my slippers Yohan?
Yohan: Ayan, see? Ayan! ( pointing at my pair of slippers) hehehe. Tagalog talaga o. :)"
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Yohanism: August 6, 2012 to January 3, 2013

Yohanism:

Remember the Christmas song of Spongebob?

I put Yohan on time out. I was feeding her dinner. When she's almost done she stood up and played with baby powder. I told her to stop. At pag tumayo ako at Hindi pa sya natigil, ita time out ko sya.

She didn't stop. I put her on time out.

She was in a corner..

Yohan: singing (insert Spongebob's Christmas song here)

Aba!"
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Yohanism:

Ate Myra: ba! Bakit ganyan ang computer?

Naka tagilid ang laptop.. Alam nyo yung parang libro na pinatayo? Ganon..

So inayos ko.

Me: Yohan! Masisira ang laptop

Yohan: mommy! It's upside down!

When I looked at the video. She was watching YouTube. Naka tagilid pala ang pag upload. Kaya tinagilid Nya... Para nga naman Hindi sya mahirapan. Yong laptop na ang itinagilid Nya. :)"
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Yohanism:

Yesterday:

While inside the car, on a red light.

Yohan: mommy! Look,
a KA-MET!

I looked at her with my confused eyes.

Then, I looked up and saw a jet leaving contrails in the blue skies.

:)

Happy New Year To All!"

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I'd like to share a message I sent my husband earlier..

"Grabe, na sad ako..

Kanina, sa bed. Nagsalita si Yohan na naiiyak. Sabi Nya " I want to go home to my papa"

I kissed her right away and said " papa will be here on Monday, you don't like me na?"

"I like you, and papa, TOGETHER" tapos napa iyak sya..

Grabe, emotional sa akin yung pangyayari.. Paano Nya yon naisip? Na wala ka dito this week :( ""

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"Yohanism: Karate in noodles...

Today I cooked spaghetti and I remembered a comment Yohan made the other night when I was feeding her lucky me instant noodles. ( it was almost midnight when she got hungry again, and the quickest meal I could make was instant noodles with rice;)

I was cutting the noodles with Yohan's fork ( forgive me, mommy.. When my mother saw me did this when I was younger, when she made spaghetti, she reprimanded me and said "you're breaking the chef's heart" yes, verbatim. it was in Kuya Ruben's house..)

it's easier to feed Yohan that way... The noodles in lucky me and the normal spaghetti pasta are so much different. (Hehe, in my defense)

Yohan: mommy? Are you doing KARATE??

Then, it dawned on me.. It was because I was like chopping the noodles. Karate chop? ;)"

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Yohanism:

I gave Yohan Flintstone's chewable vitamins.

Yohan: Mommy, I want the angry birds vitamins.

Me: Yohan, hindi vitamins yon, candies yon

Yohan: WHAT??!!! Are you kidding me???!!!

Hehe, napahagalpak Lang ako..."

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"Yohanism:

Yohan: that's an "Ele-phEnt" ( pertaining to the seal in the movie about penguins)

Masyado Lang Sleng na sleng.... :)

Yohan: see there are Peoples
Me: people Lang, without "s"

Yohan: Can you hear it? Who is it? ( she heard something, I didn't )
Me: I don't know...

Yohan: I think it's booboobabe

I laughed so hard...

Me: sinong booboobabe?

Yohan: yung booboobabe ni Kuya Jetjet

Btw, Jet calls his gf "booboobabe" ;)"
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"Yohanism: Children are observant

Yohan was watching a colleague of Jeff punch in for work. We have met the person before. At that time , she was not out in the closet yet

Yohan: (with her wrinkled forehead and pouty lips)
That's not a girl.... That's a boy!

I saw Nick left with a smile, but I felt bad and embarrassed. So, I approached her at her workstation, I touched her right hand, looked her in her eyes and apologized profusely. She was kind.

Btw, she is beautiful, pointed nose, high cheek bones, titian hair, blue eyes (real), red and green color finger nails. And although she is white she speaks Korean.

Although our children have shortcomings, we still love them nonetheless. I already talked to Yohan not to say/do it again.

Merry Christmas."
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Yohanism:

Yohan : mommy, can we go to Chuck E. Cheese?

Me: I don't know how to drive to Chuck E. Cheese.

Yohan: don't worry I will show you how. You go left , right , up, down.. Directions mommy, directions

Err.. Parang games lang? Hehehe"

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Yohanism:

Cutting Yohan's nails

Yohan: mommy , finger nails lang. Wag my fingers.

Nye! Hehehe

Yohan : be carefuL
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Yohanism:

The other day:
Yohan: mommy, where are my stuffS? (Pertaining to things in her backpack)

Me: Yohan, stuff lang..
Yohan: stuffS
Me: stuff nga lang, walang "s"

I thought this time she was already teasing me..
Yohan: stuffS

Today:
Yohan: mommy, can you take care of my STUFF?

Good girl!!!

:)"
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Yohanism:

I tried to read the brand name on Yohan's jelly gummy. (Thanks ate cristy)

Yohan: don't ever touch it. It's

AM-POW-TAHNT!

Me: Ano ba yan?
Yohan: it's jelly FA-BER..

Ahh???? Hehehe..

(Important, flavor )"
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"Yohanism:

Ate Myra was using her food processor, Yohan was watching SpongeBob

Yohan: Ina (y) mo

Me: Ano?!!

Yohan: I can't hear Spongebob

"Ingay mo, pala."

Hindi pa nga nape perfect ang enye. Hehehe..

--
Yohanism:
I don't know if I'd be happy or not. I was singing jingle bells, ang sabi ni

Yohan: "Not that mommy, the spongebob song"

Ang song ni Spongebob Ay

----" don't be a JERK! It's Christmas"

Ayayay!!!"
--
Yohanism: ang gulay, bow.

I was able to convince Yohan to eat veggies, again

First photo
Yohan: hey mommy! Check this out! I'm so strong!

Second photo,
Kinuha ang mga nahulog na gulay sa paper towel, pumalakpak to clean her hands. Me: what are you doing?

Yohan: nahulog kasi!

Sayang nga naman, hehe :)"
--
Yohanism :

Yohan: papa! Pinge money sa toy---

Yohan: bahay kubo...
Musmos (labanos) mustasa
...sitaw, ..
--
"Yohanism:
Earlier

Yohan: mommy, do a riben..

Ribbon...

Yohan: I'm fixing my batens.

Buttons...

Yohan: I want to watch phineas and fur...

You know that one! :)"
--
Yohanism:

Me: giniginaw si Yohan?
Yohan: Hindi
Me: don't forget the "Po"
Then I heard her say
Yohan: oopsie daisie... PO!
---


She was watching team umi zumi
Yohan: pirates.. PO

Hehe masunurin!
--
Yohanism:
Sharing is caring

I was feeding yohan mixed vegetables. I had to entice her to eat them. Hard work! Suddenly she said

Yohan: sharing is caring!
Me: yes, see? I'm sharing my vegetables to you!
Yohan: let's share your iPad!

Hehehe.. Mautak na bata"
--
Yohanism:

Yohan's favorite sweater is her gray gap hoodie, It's old and one size smaller, to top it all, since she's been wearing it the whole week, it's stinky. So it's in the hamper.

Me: you can't stay there if you're not wearing a jacket. Here (pink, girly one)
Yohan: no, I want THE ABC one!

Hehe..
The ones with letters, G-A-P... May letter A naman."
--
Yohanism:

Yohan: I PUKET.,,
Me: what??!!
Yohan: I PUKET
Me: what PUKET? ?!!

Yohan: like this ( and she thumped the bedroom closet and then pointed at the door)
Me: pukpok? You pukpok it? ( puk-et?)
Yohan: yes

Hay... I don't know if that was even considered a conversation. Hang sakit Lang sa bangs."

--
"Yohanism:

Nakalimutan na ata ni Yohan ang English.

Me: nakow!
Yohan: bakit nakow mommy?
Me: I have to clean this
Yohan : nasan IPIS?

Hehe, ang dinig Nya sa "clean this" Ay "ipis"

----
Scene sa Costco ( parang S&R)
After tasting some samples.

Lady: it will be ready in 5 minutes
Me: 5 minutes pa daw, Yohan

Yohan looked like she was enjoying, plus gutom rin ata.

She looked around and pointed
Yohan: mommy, let's go to the other one

Hehe.. Marunong na rin si Yohan, we didn't buy anything. Pero, nabusog sa dami ng samples :)"
---
"Yohanism:

Our neighbor was walking her poodle.
When Yohan was done petting it.
I picked Yohan up because she wanted to go with the dog.

Yohan: don't ipot
(to the poodle)
Don't ihi

Hehe, she meant don't poop and don't pee on the streets :)"
---
"Yohanism:

I kissed Yohan goodnight and told her "I love you"

Yohan: mommy, what's I love you mean?
( what does it mean by I love you?, she meant what's the translation in Tagalog)

Me: mahal kita
Yohan: mommy?
Me: hmm?
Yohan: mommy, mahal kita

Awww.. It still feels different when it's said in the vernacular. Damang dama ba.. :)"
--
"Yohanism:
Kagabi, Yohan said this in front of ate Myra. She said it again, I really thought it was hilarious.

Yohan: mommy, I'm putting pulbol..

With her accent you can only imagine, what I thought I heard.

Yon pala, polbo, as in powder ;)"
---
"Yohanism:
Kuwento ni jeff habang kinukuha nila ang sasakyan sa airport kagabi.

Yohan: nasan na, the car?

Hehehe....:)"
---
"Yohanism:

Sa bathroom nang matapos.

Yohan: tapos ka na!!!

Hehe..
She meant tapos na siya.. Pasado na rin :)
---
"Yohanism:
Ang kinalaman ng basahan sa text message, bow.

I left Vacion's cp in the kitchen.. Tumunog.
NASA sala kami ni Yohan. I was reading an ebook

Me: Vacion, basaHIN mo na Lang yang text.

Si Yohan, karipas ng takbo. Maya maya may basaHAN na binibigay sa akin.

Yohan: mommy, basaHAN
Me: ( I was laughing hysterically) Yohan I said basaHIN, Hindi basaHAN.

Hehehehe :)"
---
"Yohanism:

Yohan: mommy, is that ate Vacion's son?
Me: no
Yohan: where's my own son?"
---
"Yohanism

Yohan made an origami and handed it to Vacion

Yohan: ate Vacion
Vacion: Ano Ito?
Yohan: SILBOT
Me: Ano raw?
Yohan: SILBOT

I looked at the paper, it looked like a sailboat :)

Hehehehe... Ang accent. Alam na!"

---
Yohanism:

My sweet Yohan

Last night, I saw my bottled water near our bed. I knew I put it on top of the table in the sala.

Me; did you put this here?
Yohan: opo

I've been coughing for almost a week now, so I keep water beside me at night. She must have noticed. I'm glad she had the initiative. Sweet :)

I kissed her and said good night.
Yohan: (she laughed) you're so sweet mommy.
Me: you're sweet Yohan, thanks for my water.

:)
--- at Jeffrey's house, she would always give her Lola's tungkod whenever she forgets to carry it.
--- here at home, she always carries AMA's crutch whenever he leaves it. May consuelo de bobo raw, whatever that means :)"
---
"Yohanism:

Me: did you fart?!
Yohan: (seryoso) OPO

Honest Lang talaga, hehe...I was used to a denial. Pero children, hehe,they would answer truthfully.
---
Yohanism:

Me: if you're not going to color that apple, go to bed na..

Yohan: patawad Po..

Coming from a child who doesn't like saying "sorry".
Happy mommy :)"
---
Yohanism:

May therapist sa Bahay,

Yohan: what's your name?
Therapist: Aisa

Yohan: Aisa, dalawa, tatlo

Hehehe. Tawa kami ni Aisa :)"
---
Yohanism:

Eksena sa jeep
Yohan: mommy, please open it ( pertaining to the things her Lola and Lolo gave her
Me: kapit! ( sa jeep, I wasn't holding her hand, dahil may pinabubuksan nga Nya)

Yohan: I am kapit-ING!!!

---
Me: Yohan, takpan mo nga yang tuhod mo, puro gasgas na. Papagalitan Ako ng papa mo
Yohan: two? ( habang iminumustra ang dalawang daliri, nakatingin sa akin) hood.
( itinuro ang isang tuhod) one hood.. ( habang naka mustra ang hintuturo.

I swear, this wasn't a joke. Hehe. Ang lakas ng tawa ko sa jeep.
:)"
---
"Blooper sa jeep

Eksena sa jeep;

Jonah: (in my thick Filipino accent) manong, sa Leeveeng lamp a. ( Living Lamp)

Si manong driver sa
leebeengan (LIBINGAN) Ako inihinto!

Jonah: manong, living lamp naman, hindi libingan

Jonah; PARA!!!!

Napaka iskandalosa ng para ko sa jeep, pero Di Ako galit Kay manong. Nabigla Lang Ako at inilampas Ako, at yan ay pagkatapos kong ipaalala na sa living lamp Ako ibaba. Hay..."
---
"Yohanism:

I've been using Vacion's phone during our stay here in the Philippines. Her phone has a little purple pearl clipped to it. I must have lost it yesterday somewhere in Manila. Today, as usual, Yohan inspected my things.

Yohan: mommy, where's the stone? ( pertaining to that pearl like design)
Me: I don't know
Yohan: I don't want auntie Vacion to get mad at you
Me: are you going to fix it?
Yohan: I can't, hmmm.. Maybe, later.
Lets hide it, auntie Vacion, she's coming.

Hehehehe... Ayaw Ako mapahamak ng unica hija ko :) sweet.
---
Yohanism:

Eksena sa jeep
Yohan: mommy, please open it ( pertaining to the things her Lola and Lolo gave her
Me: kapit! ( sa jeep, I wasn't holding her hand, dahil may pinabubuksan nga Nya)

Yohan: I am kapit-ING!!!

---
Me: Yohan, takpan mo nga yang tuhod mo, puro gasgas na. Papagalitan Ako ng papa mo
Yohan: two? ( habang iminumustra ang dalawang daliri, nakatingin sa akin) hood.
( itinuro ang isang tuhod) one hood.. ( habang naka mustra ang hintuturo.

I swear, this wasn't a joke. Hehe. Ang lakas ng tawa ko sa jeep.
:)"
---
Yohanism:

Odessa: Ate Jones, wag ka Muna pumasok ng bathroom
Me: bakit?
Odessa: may ipis

After a few hours
Yohan: mommy, I need to go potty
M: ok
She went to the bathroom and went back to me

Yohan: mommy, where's the ipis? Where's the baygon?

I realized, she was listening to my conversation with Odessa. :)"
--
Yohanism :

Yohan was browsing her pictures in my iPad.

Yohan: Ay kalabaw!!
Me: where did you hear that?
Yohan: auntie aileen said, "Ay kalabaw!"

Now I know :)"
---
Dating gawi

Yohanism :

Kuwento from ate Helen

Yohan: pingi tubig, kunti Lang

Hehe.

Vacion's influence.

The other day ang sabi "kanti Lang"Medyo slang. Now "kunti" na. Hehe"
---
"Yohanism:

Andito Ako sa kubo, sumunod Si Yohan. Bago umakyat, tumigil at iniangat ang tsinelas, sabi Nya. May nakita.

Yohan: Ay, ipot!
Meron nga.
---
While in the kubo

Yohan: hey, what's that? Kabayong bundat?
Me: Sino nagturo Sayo nyan?
Yohan: Auntie Cristy and Auntie Aira.
----
"Yohanism: buhay probinsya

Si Yohan, prenteng kumakain ng sky flakes sa loob ng Bahay. Bigla na Lang tumayo palakad sa labas.

Yohan: I need fresh air!"
---
Yohanism: nangangatwiran na

While in the bathroom, cleaning Yohan's feet before going to bed.

Me: sabi ko syo mag tsinelas ka, ang hirap tuloy linisin nyang mga paa mo.

Yohan: but mommy, it's because....
the floor is dirty

Hmm, may point sya. Hindi nga naman dudumi kung malinis ang floor ;)"
---
Yohanism: Sino nagtuturo into Kay Yohan?

Yohan : mommy, kabayong bundat.
Me: Ano?
Yohan: kabayong buntis"
---
Yohanism:

Me: Pusa!
Vacion: ket
Yohan: Pusa! Ma-keti.

Hehehe ;)"
----
Yohanism: Everyday, Tuesday

I was so ecstatic last Tuesday. I asked Yohan what day it was and she answered Tuesday. I was deliriously happy I hugged her and said " ow my! You're so good Yohan! She smiled proudly.
Today, I asked her again, her response ?

Yohan: Tuesday!

Nye! Hehe :)"
----
Yohanism: Call Me Maybe, Yohan's version

Yohan: I miss you so SUPER DUPER bad

????
Yohan: it's crazy
THIS IS my number, call me maybe

;)"
---
Yohanism:

Yohan woke up this morning and saw me tugging a thin blanket with a hole. She grabbed it and said
Yohan : mommy, may pusod
Ang pusod Kasi Ay may butas. Alala Nya basta may butas, pusod na :)

----
Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya
Vacion: Jo, nagpabili si Yohan ng ice cream, wala Ako pera, sabi ko LITER na Lang
Me: ( kunot noo)
Ahh, LATER pala. ;)
---
Yohanism:

We saw Yohan scouring through her art box.

Yohan : mommy, where's my PINAPINA book?

We had a hard time understanding her at first. Then it hit me, she was answering an acivity in her FILIPINO book the other day.

:)"
---
Yohanism:

Me: what's the sound of a palaka?
Yohan: ribbit! Ribbit!
Me: no, in Tagalog
Yohan: pokak! Pokak!

Ayayay! ( kamot ulo)"
--
"Yohanism:

The last thing Yohan heard from me when I dropped her off to school was
Me: get a star from your teacher a

When I picked her up, the minute she got out of the classroom, she showed me her hand and said
Yohan : I don't have a star :(

While walking out, she was looking for something

Yohan: nasan si Lolo? Nasan si ate Vacion? ( her grandparents were there to drop off Gatorade and Yakult earlier)
----
Sa jeep
I saw Yohan pointing at something and said
Yohan : bawal! Bawal!

I looked and saw a woman sipping her soda with a straw in a plastic. ;)
-----
Yesterday:
Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya

I asked Vacion to buy some things at the grocery and market. I was reading a book when I saw her rushing back home. Naka kunot ang noo ko sa kanya. May nakalimutan siguro.

She grabbed the cologne I gave her and sprayed it all over her body.
I was just grinning the whole time,I could not hide my teeth. Then I burst out laughing when she said

Vacion: kulang pa!

Then sprayed the cologne all over her body again.

Hehehe..."
----
"Yohanism:

Purong Tagalog :

Yohan : Nasan si Ninang Lirio?

Tanong ni Yohan this morning. :)

-----
Yesterday, I put her on time out. Narinig ko na Lang

Yohan: mommy, mainit!

She was complaining on where I put her.
------
I was eating crackers, pinatong ko ang natira sa Mesa

Yohan: wala na?
Me: Meron pa Po
------
Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya

Vacion was telling Lirio and I a story. I told her I wanted real honey. She mentioned the time I asked her to buy something for a friend in Ilog Maria.

Vacion: Jo, naalala mo yong pinabili mo Ako ng METROPOLIS?

I was starting to crack a smile.

I let her finished her kuwento, that's when I corrected her

She meant when I asked her to buy BEE PROPOLIS ;)

p.s. Vacion and I were in Alabang last month, hence, Metropolis :)"
--
Yohanism :

Yohan: Mommy, I want to send a picture to JEFFREY, my papa.

-------
Ang anak kong marunong na lumusot sa sitwasyon.

Nahulog ang isang pirasong biscuit sa sahig. Sabi ko "madumi na yan"
Kinuha ko at pinatong sa Mesa para itapon. Kinuha Nya, so dalawa na ang hawak nyang biscuits. Balak isubo,so kinuha ko uli. Sabi Nya, " that's not dirty , this one is". e alam kong malinis ang tinuturo nya. Ang ginawa Nya, sinadya niyang ihulog ang isang biscuit just to prove her point na madumi na.
Yohan : see? I dropped it!

Hay..."
---
"Yohanism:

I bought pacencia biscuits sa palengke kanina.
I gave them to Yohan. I asked for some
She won't give me any( May sakit kasi sya now)

Me: Yohan, did you buy that with your money? Because I bought it, I asked papa for money. He gave it to me.

Nilitanyahan Ako ng tanong rin.

Yohan: Did you go back home to see papa?
And get the money? To his pocket? ( wrong grammar, pero that's what she said)

Natawa na Lang Ako.
----
Earlier
Me:do you still have singaw?
Yohan: wala na
---
Me: you want Gatorade?
Yohan : mimiya na ( mamaya)"
---
Yohanism:
At 8 in the morning, Yohan saw Ate Letty running

Ate Letty: good morning, Yohan!
I coached Yohan to say magandang umaga
Yohan: magandang umaga,are you running? (High pitched)
At Letty: Ano raw?
Me: are you running daw?
Ate Letty: Ano?
Yohan: at you running, DAW?!!!
----
The other day I told Yohan "don't make kalat"
Yohan: mama, what's KEYAT?
----
Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya
Vacion was so engrossed in telling me a story last night. She asked me if I remembered the earthquake that happened a few years back
Vacion: ENTINSITY 7 yon

Kaya siguro di ko naalala ;)
---
Adventures of Vacion, the English speaking yaya

Me: may movie pala si Regine?
Vacion: Meron, THIS COMING SEPTEMBER 26
Me: (nakikinig Lang)
Vacion: I THINK si aga ang kasama.

Verbatim yan :)

Ikocorrect ko ang sinabi ni yohan. Dahil narinig ko with my own two ears. Kuwento Lang kasi ni Vacion yung sinulat ko

Yohan: nasan SI nanay kow?"
---
Yohanisms and Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya

These events happened TODAY.
I know, crazy day!

Yohan: Where is JUNah? She's hiding from me ( I was at our neighbor's,
Giving his suweldo)
-------------
Yohan: ants! Ants! Palo the ants!
Me: asan?
Yohan: Dito,dito
Me: (pinalo ang ants)
Yohan: youre very good in palo-ING the ants

Hmm. PunasING, paloING.same category? ;)
---------------
Vacion : ( sa jeep) ipod ka doon, mapuwing ka
Yohan : HINDI

----------------
Yohan: Can we call auntie cristy to clean our kubo. It's dirty! ( bossy!)
----------------
In the bathroom, when she was done peeing. Normally she would say "I'm done". Today she said
Yohan: Tapos na!
Improving na Tagalog :)
---------------
We noticed Yohan humming a song
Me: lagi sya kumakanta
Vacion: Mahilig sya mag HOOM -------winner! :)

Hehehe...
------------------
Yohan was looking for me when she got home. I went to Enos' school to pick up his report card and attended a meeting.

Yohan: ( the minute she entered the house)
Nasan nanay KOW?"
---
"Yohanism:

AMA just finished washing his hands. He was drying his hands with a cloth. We use that cloth in the kitchen to dry our hands when we're done washing the dishes or our hands. So when Yohan's done washing her hands at night before going to bed. We tell her -->

Me: o, punas na, punas

Yohan saw AMA doing the same thing today

Yohan : look! (pointing to AMA) he's punasING

Hehehehe

Yan ang taglish ;)"
---
Natuwa Lang Ako Kay Yohan kanina.

Proud moment:

Sinundo ko si Yohan sa school kanina.
Nakita Nya naglalakad classmate Nya. When I talked to Vacion , may bestfriend na nga raw si Yohan. Mumay ang name.

Bigla Nya sinabi
Yohan : mommy, this is my friend, Mumay

(talking to Mumay, )this is my mommy

Parang proud na proud sya Kay Mumay at sa akin. Saka, parang grown up na sya mag introduce. Kaka four Lang Nya last Saturday :)"
---
"Yohan was drinking milk from a tetra pack.

I had the urge to hug her, i kissed her and suddenly I blurted out

Me: I miss hugging papa, I miss kissing papa (while my arms are around her body)

Yohan: I miss playing with papa, I miss jumping with papa. Let's go to dinner in papa's house

Me: don't worry, we'll see him very soon."
----
Yohanism:

Yohan found my book outside my kulambo( mosquito net)

Yohan : mama, your book, TULOG (asleep)
Me: naHULOG (it fell)
Yohan: no, it fell, TULOG

Ayayay!
---------
Yesterday

Yohan: tubig!
Vacion: eto

Vacion: what's the color of manok?
Yohan: red
Vacion: dali o, here na....
O, done na

Yohan: tika, tika ( teka)"
----
Yohanism :

Karen left her baby with Vacion, so she can pick up her kid in school

Me: Yohan, cover your mouth when you cough ok? There's a baby

Napansin na Lang namin ni Vacion, naka cover ang dalawang kamay Nya sa bibig Nya.

Me:Yohan anak, later, when you cough.

Yohan: there's a baby ( sabay turo)

Me: when you cough nga Lang.

Then she gave crackers to oxo.

;)
Masunurin Lang ang peg nya. Sana ganon rin sa pag inom ng gamot."
---
"Adventures of Yohan and Vacion, the super yaya:

Vacion :( calling Yohan from the kitchen) Yohan! Anong ginagawa mo?!

Yohan: WALA! ( Yohan, in the living room, nagtatasa na naman ng lapis)
Me: wala, po
Yohan : wala po!

Vacion : very good ang alaga ko, marunong na magtagalog,

:)"
---
Yohanism:
During breakfast
Yohan: mommy, look, my feet. I'm stomping.
Me: (I didn't hear her well ) stop thumping.
Yohan: no, I'm STOMPING!
Me:'ok, stop STOMPING.

Kaloka,Ako na kinokorek.
----
Adventures of Vacion, the super yaya :)
During breakfast

Yayanism:
Vacion : Yohan, eat your CHES na o

She meant cheese.
Me: cheese
Vacion: ay (sabay tumpik sa noo) iba pala ang ches sa cheese."
---
"Yohanism:

Looking for her pencil this morning.

Yohan: nakaw! Nakaw! Ayayay!

Here In Cavite "nakaw" is like slang for "naku, naku po, nakow"

------
When brushing her teeth this morning
Vacion: Ako na, Ako na. ( will put toothpaste in her toothbrush)
Yohan: Ako! Ako!"
---
"Yohanism:

Me: Yohan, stop playing outside. You're so dark now

Yohan: ow,I want to be bright (fair)

Me: well, don't play when the sun is out.

Yohan: hmm, wait

She turned on the light in the living room. ( it's 6:30 am)

Yohan: see? Now, I'm bright

Ngek, :)"
---
"Yohanism:

Vacion : ow no! Where's my cellphone? I forgot my cellphone

Opo, Inglesera na po sya ;)

Yohan: (same expression as Vacion )
Ow no! Where's my iPad? I forgot my iPad.

:)
----on our way home, Yohan's pineapple juice spilled. I just saw Yohan wiping my left hand with her uniform. Aww. So sweet. And then when the tricycle made an annoying loud sound she said
Yohan : hold tight mama!"
---
Yohanism:
Yohan: mama, where are you going?

I didn't answer

Yohan: to the market? Buy me a banana

The way she said it was so cute :) buy.. Me.. A.. Banana. Mabagal. So sweet"
---
"Language barrier: lalo na pag may pagka isleng

Sabi ni Yohan ng nasa sasakyan sila ni kuya Ramon " i wanna pee! I wanna pee,
Akala ni Vacion " I want a pen"
Nagkanda gagalit na si Yohan dahil Hindi sya naiintindihan.
Pag uwi, naintindihan ni Vacion na "pee" pala yon dahil di na napigilan ni Yohan, naihi na sya bago pa makatakbo sa bahay. Sanay kasi ng weewee ang mga tao dito, instead of the word pee.
Uminom kasi ng isang lata ng pineapple juice si Yohan before going to school. Ang drink na pinabaon ko sa kanya ay pineapple juice uli. Favorite Nya,kaya naubos Nya. Ayan, tuloy."
---
Yohanism:
Me: stop biting your nails!

Yohan: but mommy, I'm biting my booger.

Ano raw?
Tsktsk
;)"
---
"Yohanism:
Me: what do you want for your birthday?
Yohan : bat-ta
I had a hard time understanding, I finally said " bath tub? Because she said the word sponge bob bat-ta, she nodded

Yon pala naligo sya the other day at ang "bath tub" nya ay
------>BATYA. That's what she wants for her birthday

----------
Yohanism:
I drew Yohan a dog.actually,it was just the head of the dog.
Me: here, I'm done
Yohan : mommy, don't forget his body!

Hehe I can only draw a dog's face.
-------
Who has smartbro? Alam nyo yung parang tower na iniinstall sa bubong? Today, Yohan said

Yohan: mommy look! A toothbrush!

Pimagmasdan ko, mukha nga syang toothbrush. :)"
---
Yohanism:
My ama was getting water from the water dispenser
Yohan: lolo AMA, don't ever spill the water
May natapon kasi
Me: AMA,narinig mo po sabi Nya? Wag daw kayo magkalat ng TUBIG

Yohan: yes,not TOO BIG, JUST SMALL"
---
Yohanism:

I was helping ama apply cream for his eczema
Me:AMA, lagay na natin ngayon na ( it was 3am). We just came from the airport.
Yohan: mama, you have to be patient
---//
Morning
Me: good morning
Youhan: where is your father?
Me: my father is sleeping"
---
"Yohanism:
Yohan caught Jeff eating her bacon.

Yohan: papa! Stop eating my ONLY food!

Jeff: napagalitan pa tuloy ako."
---
Yohanism:

Yohan: mommy, I'm hungry.
Me: do you want to eat my chicken soup?
Yohan: nope, I want coco puffs, no milk, no spoon.

Wow! She really knows what she wants. I can't wait to hear what she'd say when she's old enough to order at a restaurant.
---
"Yohanism:
Me: are you feeling better?
Yohan: I'm much better mommy. See?
Can we eat some chocolates now?

Huwatt?! Ayayay! Di nakalimutan ang promise ko sa kanya."
---
Yohanism:
Yohan after eating ice cream.

Yohan : hon, give me the remote.
Me: (I laughed because that's what I call my husband, she saw me laughed, and then she said)
Yohan: honey, give me the remote.
----

Hehehe. It's funny to me because that's how I talk to Jeff when I need the remote. Nalimutan ko mag please. Sa lahat naman ng gagayahin o."
---
Yohanism:
While browsing through pictures in my phone's camera. Yohan saw her passport photo.

Yohan: ow! You took a picture of my license.
Me: hehe. Yohan this is not your license. This is a picture of your passport.
-----
Toinks. It's just cute. I lost my driver's license and when I told her we had to have it replaced, I now know, she knew what (license) I was talking about. The one with her mommy's picture on it, because she mistook her passport photo as her license :)"
---
"Yohanism:
I forgot to post this because I got so busy.
While walking going to UPS. Yohan kept on clapping and saying
Yohan: tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Me: what are you doing?
She did not look at me, her attention was focused up in the sky. I looked up and saw a flock.

Yohan: tweet! Calling the birds. Tweet! (clap,clap)
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Ikaw na ! Nagkakaintindihan kayo ng birds anak. :)"
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"Yohanism:
I told Yohan we're going to the DMV.
While at the DMV
Yohan: mommy can we go to embee now?
Me: we're here now. DMV, not MV Yohan.
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In the car
Yohan: mommy can we go to embee now, my friend?

She meant embong her friend. All the while when I told her DMV, she thought we're going to see Emby her friend. Now she's whining.
Yohan : I want Embong! I want to see Embong. ---"
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