Yohanism: January 4, 2013 to February 28, 2013

Yohanism: January 4, 2013 to  February 28, 2013

Yohanism:

Me: hon, ano may nakita ka ba dyan?

Si Yohan, hinampas Ako sa braso..

Yohan: don't ever say it!

Me: what did I say???

Yohan: DAMN, don't ever say it.

Me: I didn't say it. I said "DYAN" I'm sorry if you heard it wrong.

;)"

Yohanism: Accent... sleng na sleng lang

Jeff was massaging my thighs and legs.

Yohan gave him a gentle tap on his head and said

Yohan: goodbye papa. Goodbye.

Jeff: why? Where are you going?

Me ( the interpreter) : GOOD BOY raw, for massaging me.

;)"

"Yohanism:

Yohan and I were playing, she put a hat in my right foot and wanted me to raise it.

Yohan: Mommy, Two FOOTS Lang

Me: Yohan, one foot, two feet

Yohan: one foot, two FEETS!

Ayayay!hehehe;)"
Yohanism:

Today's Yohanism is brought to you by Jeff and is TMI..

I was having my pap test done..

Yohan: I don't want to look!

Papa, maybe there is ANOTHER YOHAN inside...

Hehehe.. I laughed so hard when Jeff told me this.. She did not say "baby" but "another Yohan". So cute :)"

"Yohanism: How do you say eagle???

So, I passed Yohan's school application for 2013-2014.. While inside the office

Yohan: mom look! It's an EE-GOL

She also said she's going to see Teacher Joanne and Ella..

Teacher Joanne was Yohan's teacher in the Philippines and Ella was her bestfriend in school Living Lamp"

"Yohanism: yesterday

Me: you can eat that candy, when you've eaten cereals

Yohan: I want to eat SOMEONE else

Err.. Kids, be careful. Hehehehe....

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I was looking at Ms Rue's post and realized she had an iPad with keyboard. So I blurted out

Me: ow my God! There's an iPad keyboard?!

Yohan: I don't know.

Hehe, I wasn't even talking to her.. We have those "blurt out loud" moments."

Yohanism: Edward blankie and little BLACK riding hood

The color of the blankie was black..
Yohan was playing with the Edward blankie..

Yohan: mommy, I'm little red riding hood.

I mean GRANDMA, I'm little BLACK riding hood. And that's ( pointed at the fruit basket) my basket!

Yup, she called me grandma. Hehehe

Interesting day

"‎1.30.2013
Yohanism:

Yohan: let's have a tea Payty ( party), for my friends.
Me: well, first, you should have tea pots, cups and saucers, a table and chairs.

Yohan: and geyto-rations!
Just like in team umi zumi

Geyto-rations = decorations

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1.31.13--- UBOS/TAPOS

Yohanism:
Yohan: I'm going to grow up( then giggles)
(She watched something in YouTube, it sounded like an ad for Microsoft, one of those componies)
Me: can I see it too?
Yohan: UBOS na
Me: you mean tapos na
Yohan: ow yeah, tapos na Po"

"Yohanism: barok

Yohan: ako, break Ito... (Sabay turo sa hating vase)

Sabi Nya ng pinapaamin namin sya Kung nasira Nya yung vase.

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Barok again ;)

Me: Yohan! Magwalis ka na Lang! Wag mo ako galitin.
Yohan: but I am walis-ING!"

Yohanism:

I touched the screen of our laptop, I was trying to help Yohan find her games

Yohan: don't ever touch it mommy. It's not an iPhone!

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Yohan: can I play games in your iPad?
Me: no, I'm reading. Mommy likes to read. Say, mommy is a bookworm.

Yohan: you're a WORM!

Errr.. Ok...

Yohanism:
Inside Jeff's car
Me: may suklay ka dito?
Jeff: sa tingin mo, nagsusuklay ako?
Yohan: papa, you don't have hair.

Hmmm. May point sila :)"

"Yohanism: Si mommy na ang ita time out, Si mommy pa ang papaluin..what the???

Yohan: subungbong kitah sa papa kho.
Me: e di sumbong mo.
Yohan: Ikaw! Papa, He's going to be mad at you! He's going to palo you!
Me: bakit?
Yohan: sa head ko, you hurt me
Me: bakit? Sinasadya ko ba mauntog ka?

Tahimik sya..
Yohan: I'm cold. (Then nagtalukbong ng blanket)

Yohan: you're going to be outside. Time out ka.
Me: bakit?
Yohan: you hurt me,my head,sa wall
Me: Hindi ko sinasadya nauntog ka. He will not palo me.
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Earlier...
Yohanism: using her comb/mirror ( gift from Emby)

Yohan: hello? It's me, Yohan.
Me: who are you talking to?
Yohan: it's a boy. Hello? Oops I forgot something
(She pretended she was pressing some buttons)

Yohan: hello, it's me again. My mommy is kidding. She said she will take care of me. Ow yeah? That doesn't sound right. Call me later."

"Yohanism:

Me: Yohan, ang kamay mo malagkit na

She was eating strawberry pancake, may syrup sya sa kamay

Yohan: it's ok mommy. I will put it in my mouth. (Sabay Subo ng mga daliri sa bibig, hm.. Tanggal nga naman ang lagkit)"

"Yohanism:

I gave Yohan cheddar cheese this morning. After about an hour....

Yohan: mommy, I want cheese
Me: I already gave you one, Yohan

Yohan: no, cheese, for the MOUSE

Me: wag mo ako utuin, walang mouse dito."

"Yohanism: Love

Me: galit ka sa akin?
Jeff: no, I'm trying to fix this
Me:I think papa is mad at me, because I broke his computer.. I was just trying to turn it off.

I did not expect what Yohan said next
Yohan: it's me.. I broke it. (Looking at Jeff)
Me: what are you saying? You didn't do anything
Yohan: I did. I pressed "anything", buttons,,
Me: Yohan, you're sweet. I know you didn't. Stop saying it. I broke it.

I think, Yohan didn't like the idea of her papa getting mad at me. ( he wasn't though).. So she admitted to something she didn't do, to spare me his papa's "anger"..
It's love..."