Yohanism: ˈkæləndər

Today I asked Yohan if she wanted to participate in playing at the ASCI Piano Festival. She agreed. So I said let me put that in my calenDAR. She laughed

Yohan: Mommy you said calenDAR

Me: what's the proper way?

Yohan: it's should be ˈkæləndər

(I googled that (ˈkæləndər) part. But you get what I mean.)