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Sunday, November 6, 2011

Yohan-isms Part Deux, Kids Say The Darnest Things

":Jeff and I were tickling each other this morning like love crazed teenagers. Yohan didn't want to miss out the fun and decided to join us, and so we tickled her relentlessly. When she finally squealed "stop mommy" we did. Then with her naughty grin and knowing eyes she raised both her arms and with high pitched scream blurted "IT'S MY TURN!". You know what happened next."

"While trick or treating at Del Monte Center. Yohan saw a woman clad in a black dress and black hat. She yelled "Bye witch!". It was so funny! If it was under another circumstance, that wouldn't sound good. But since it's halloween. It's totally acceptable! :)"

"Yohan-ism: I missed the turn coming from the Pediatric Grp going to Macy's on Hwy 1. I said "ow no!" Yohan : what's wrong mommy? Me: I missed the turn Yohan: why don't you turn around? Me: (I laughed so hard, bec it was impossible to do at that time) She must have noticed we were on Hwy 1 then bec I didn't look frantic anymore. Yohan: We did it mommy! Good job!, I could not explain my happiness."


 
":I don't care if the economy sucks. I'm at the point where if I get pregnant, then I'm pregnant. And I will be very happy. Even though I looked like a whale when I was, I felt very pretty then because I felt my husband's love for me even more. :)"

":Yohan-ism: Mommy Jonah: What are you doing Yohan? Yohan: Secret

:Overheard from Yohan "Ow, boy! Ow, boy!" I was wondering why she was saying that. I discovered she was trying to fix a tangled scotch tape. Hehehe :)"

:I asked Yohan if she wanted to go shopping, she said "yes". I kept telling her we should go. But she was ignoring me, so I decided to get our things first and put them in our car. I heard her crying from Ate Julie's driveway screaming " I want to go shopping mommy, I want to go shopping!""

:I read the thank you card we got from Tiana to Yohan. When I was done she said "The End"."

:I'm wearing Jeff's shirt today. Please understand that Yohan is having a hard time pronouncing the letters "L" and "R". Yohan admired my shirt and said "nice shit". So I told her it's a "t-shirt". Then she said "nice t-shit". Now it sounds much better. Does it? Hehehe."

":Yohan asked me the names of all the characters in her book. I said "I don't know, maybe Henry?" Yohan: "Enry?, I'm not enry (angry)" hehehehe :)"
This is an exciting day. Yohan saw our rocking chair in our bedroom and said "grandma, grandma, ow no grandma is missing ". Funny how kids correlate a simple rocking chair to an elderly."

:Yohan and Jeff eating yema. "Careful papa, you're making a mess, watch out". Hilarious. What can I say? The kid is learning fast. Thank you Shey for the pasalubong and the Pilipinas t-shirt. I love it."

 
":I saw my old dvd of Little Einstein, Yohan is watching it now. They showed animals, she mimicked the sound of all the animals. When it came to the rooster she made the "tiktilaok" sound. I laughed so hard. Hehehehe."

:Yohan-ism: Jeff got home from work, kissed me and went straight to the bathroom. Yohan ran so fast and screamed: "Open the door! Open the door! I go potty! (while banging the door) " Super funny scene.. hehehe, I've been asking her if she wanted to go. She decided when her papa was using the bathroom. ayayay!"

:I was helping Yohan put on her slippers and I didn't do it right. Sumabit sabit ang daliri nya sa paa. She said "ooops fingers" Then she said "ayy toes" then laughed. So I said yes "these are your toes, and these are your fingers". She then asked "what's this mommy? What's this?" Ahmm "that's your talampakan" ;) Dami tanong. Ano nga ba yun?"

:I hugged and kissed Yohan and told her 'I love you baby". She said " I'm not baby, I'm Yohan" So I said "You're my baby" :)"

:It amazes me how kids adapt quickly. Before Yohan would say "I'm happy mommy or I'm hungry". Now she uses an adverb. "I'm SO hungry, I'm SO happy mommy". I still remember those early days when she only utters one word like "hungwee" :) Now she asks so many questions "what's this mommy? What's that?" I love being a mommy."

:Yohan threw a fit inside the tram coz I wanted her to stay seated in her stroller. To distract her I said "WOW! Is that a castle?" Me, pertaining to Excalibur Hotel. She said "NO! BIG castle. Everyone inside laughed when they were so quiet when she was throwing a tantrum. Kelangan may adjective? Hehe."

"Happy Birthday Yohan Nimue. Thank you for teaching your mommy how to be a better parent. Thank you for teaching me vocabulary I neglect to use, songs I didn't learn when I was young, for hugging me when I'm angry, for saying "I love you" when I need it most. I love you more."

:I said "Happy Birthday Yohan!" She said "Where's the presents?, I want balloons, I want cake". Patay, now I have to do some last minute shopping. I REALLY didn't realize she'd know what it meant having her birthday. I underestimated 3 year olds."

 
:So funny, Yohan asked me to change her pull ups. I was glued to my computer so I told her 'go to papa', she did and dedma si papa nya. hehe. nakita ko na lang nagpalit na sya ng sarili nyang pull ups.. tumakbo nalang "I did it mama, I did it mama" :) Good job Yohan!"

Good morning! It's 2:40 am. I woke up and wanted to change Yohan's diaper. Yes, after eating from a Japanese restaurant we all went straight to bed. Tsktsk. What? Who do you call pigs? Hehe. Anyway, as I was changing her, she said " I want pull ups" hay, kids these days. They say what they want. :)"

":Yohan cracks me up. We were talking to my in laws via skype using my hubby's desktop and were having troubles with his webcam. So I asked "Yohan, can you pls give me my laptop?" She said "it's too heavy mama, it's on the table" sabay turo. Hehehe. In short. Ako kumuha, hehe."

:Awww. Yohan's so sweet. Jeff was telling me that when they were at the mall Yohan kept saying "mama is missing, where's mama?" Then when they were at the ice cream parlor, she kept pointing at my usual seat and saying "mama's missing."

 
:de dede de dede dede dede de dede. Now imagine singing that to the tune of Barney's theme song. That's how Yohan asked for milk from her dad. It was hilarious. Simple, magparinig. Hehe (dede=milk)"

 
:I thought about this long and hard on whether to share this little bit of information or not. So what the heck! We are all mature individuals. I got two compliments from Yohan today. Before I went to work and when I got home. She said "Nice panty mommy" ;) Good night! :)"

: I was reading a pocketbook and Yohan wanted to have it. So I told her to get her own, the one with ducks in it. She grabbed a book and started singing "twinkle,twinkle". I looked closely and she was holding Sidney Sheldon's "The Stars Shine Down" with LOTS of stars on the cover. Kaya naman pala, twinkle, twinkle nga naman. Hehe."

":My baby is so sweet! I told her "Yohan, nice pair of pants!". She said "thank you" and then pointed at me "nice mouth". She returned the compliment by noticing my lipstick. I think this is going to be a fantastic day :) I hope you'll have one too :)"

 
:You know how our kids think we're so smart cuz we have all the answers to their questions? And it makes you feel so good when you provide them answers. Well today Yohan was pointing at a circular object rotating, with red, white and blue colors. It was outside a barber shop. I don't know what it's called. Do you? Hehe. Yohan asked "mommy what's that?" And I said, "a, uhm, barber shop!".I felt so bad :("

:I massaged Yohan's back and legs this afternoon. She returned the favor by massaging my back :) What a treat! :)"

: Jeff and Yohan slept in our living room last night. I left our house at 5:45 am. On my way out I just heard Yohan said "bye mommy". So cute, she knew I was going to work and just couldn't resist saying bye. Because summer is almost over it was also very dark this morning. I'm still picturing Yohan with her eyes closed and saying bye mommy. :)"

":May nakadikit na nutella sa braso ni Yohan. So I asked "what's that?" Sabay turo sa braso nya. Pagka lingon nya at narealize na chocolate. She licked it right away. Hehe. Natawa ako. Wala ng patumpik tumpik pa. Hehe."

 
":I'm cooking sinigang na pork. We're old school tonight, I ran out of tamarind flavor mix my mom in law sent me from the Philippines. While I was peeling the tamarind I told Yohan "sampaloc". She frowned and on the verge of crying. I kept saying it numerous times. I finally got it. She thought pa"palu"in ko sya when I say samPALOc. ;)"

":Jeff was teaching Yohan to pronounce the letter "f". Say ffffunny. Yohan : FFFF Pani! Ngek! Ok na sana e. When she woke up she said "Mommy I want to go to the mow, I want a hot tot

:ay ang aking unica hija. Sabi ko lang "do you want to take a shower now?" Nalingat lang ako to charge my bb. Nagtanggal na ng panties. Hehe. I'm off today, I plan to go to a goodwill store in Monterey and get books. Good luck to me :)"

":: I drew an image of Dora in Yohan's Nintendo DS. She got so excited and forgot to say thank you. She just said "more, mommy, I want Boots!" Ayayay! Hirap na hirap na nga ako kay Dora, abuso naman o. :) good morning everyone! Positive vibes for me today, I wish the same for you guys. :)"

 
:Good morning everyone! Music to my ears when Yohan woke up. ----Yohan: Mommy! Mommy! Potty! --- now I have to buy new undies for her. Thank you Ate Baby for the gift. Hmm. Her birthday is next month, contemplating on going to Disneyland. She'll appreciate it this time since I saw how much fun she had in Gilroy Gardens. I've been tired lately, but I have a smile on my face. :)"

"Potty training for the last 3 days have been surprisingly successful. :) Today is the best day so far, it's 3:54 pm and not once I put her on diapers, I lost count of the #of times she went. I didn't have to ask her. She approaches me. Sweet! Ow no! We just bought 144 pcs of huggies from Costco :( uh ow."

"My routine changed in almost a year. LY Yohan and I were always at a cupcake shop trying on different flavors. Then we'd stay at the park or my museum. Now,either we're at the bookstore or looking for bubbles or eating a pretzeldog at the mall.I used to carry her when we do the laundry outside, now I let her carry the detergent and coins. I used to have my own sbx frap, now she grabs mine and I end up with nothing

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